The following will not be understood by anyone who is not familar with the ways of RowTow, except if you are to think of it as free-form dada poetry, perhaps. Those Who Seek It Will Know.
Butter?
Butter - Butter - Butter! Butter is lubricant, butter is food. Why for is there to naw naw naw? Eat butter, sleep (or slip) on butter. Butter is cheese… BUTTAH!
-Kupf00
Big Bird?
Big bird. Big bird. Big bird turned around and swooped while he pooped in my eye. Why do they call him big bird if his poop can fit in my eye?
-Kupf00
Muffler?
I was wondering if the muffler was okay.
-Kupf00
Grandpa?
If grandpa had a schlong what would it look like? How full would it be, and how well would it really work on grandma? Would she use it to bake cookies on, or maybe make a little sweater? Or even put it in the microwave for the cookies to eat? hmm…?
-KenDogg
Novicane?
Novicane on my schlong would make it feel cold and tingly and I would jack with it and rub it on my balls. Think about how that would feel. And I wonder, would grandma do that?
-KenDogg
Sasquat?
Sasquat on me and poop with numb balls suck. Die young sasquatch. blah.
-Kupf00
Crisco?
Crisco could you lick it? Not in a spray. If you put your schlongsons on a cookie sheet and spray it with crisco, would it bake up all hard and soft just like grandmas?
-KenDogg
FISHBONE!@#$!!!
JACKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I spit my load on the floor, ahh… do you want dee birdie??? I’M FUCKING JACKED! FISHBONE! FISHBONE SOLDIERS on behalf of nutsacktified chimchim’s badass rage on my schlong!!!! He licked he sucked, AH!… JACKED! You’re so jacked, AH! STOP!!! Hammertime!… Woah oh oh, ok. 2 legit 2 legit 2 quit.
-Tachyon
Pump
Pump… Pump… Pump… Penis pa-pa-pump. This fatty will increase in size if I continue to pump. Pump… Pump… Pump… Penis pa-pa-pump. The fatty tissue in this boombastic schlong will stiffen up and get swollen if I continue to pump. Pump… Pump… Pump… Penis pa-pa-pump. My penis is now bigger than my left leg and my right ear combined. Pump… Pump… Pump… Penis pa-pa-pump. My fatty went *p0p*
-Tachyon
Birdie
You want dee Birdieee? Come and get dee Birdieee.
IRC Tachyon Seeking
12:53PM Tachyon cy: ahh! seek it weirdly! where is the donger? come get the birdy! penis penis penis, butter your jewness, ahh where is the frog who seekith’ so wierdly? I need a johnson for the pew pew, give me a fork and I wlll butter your hole ne naw naw!!@#@
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