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In case you’re either fucking retarded and/or have never read this website before, Zooey Deschanel and Christina Hendricks are two of the hottest women on the planet, which makes discovering that they each appeared in shitty videos from the Offspring and Everclear all the more LULZY:
Zooey in the Offspring’s “She’s Got Issues”:
Christina in Everclear’s “One Hit Wonder”:
Seriously, great female talent, terrible music. Man, I’m so glad the 90s are over, no more of this crap music and I can see Zooey in whatever movie she’s making this year and Christina as Joan on Mad Men!
Here at Team Rowtow, we’ve been down with The Hyphy Movement since day 1, which is it gives us no small amount of pleasure to present this video for your approval:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBPJTK1YBvs[/youtube]
Damn, Grandma knows how to get stupid, dumb and hyphy. She literally rides the yellow bus and ghost rides the whip! Looks like someone switched her arthritis pills with some ecstasy.
I wonder if she gets low as well.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVllL4tNZsI[/youtube]
Summertime is here and what better way to enjoy the lovely Colorado weather than by doing a little gardening. But wait, have you tried it on SALVIA? It’s FAR OUT!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMewbnfWStQ[/youtube]
(edit: the video’s having trouble playing as an embedded video, e.g. saying it’s no longer there, that’s because of the bullshit youtube “click here if you’re over 18″ crap, so click this link to go straight to the youtube page: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMewbnfWStQ)
You might want to mute the Youtube player, because this video has THE WORST MUSIC IN THE WORLD for a soundtrack.
But seriously, my girlfriend’s sister knows one of the girls (the darker haired one) in this video, so maybe it’s just EPIC LULZ for me, but what dummies, seriously. I hope this video at least makes both of them feel embarrassed or better yet, thrown in jail, but I doubt it. This is, after all, the girl who tried to be a vegan even though she hated eating vegetables.
Also, this has to be the least sexy catfight EVER in the history of recorded video, I’d rather watch an old WWF video of the Fabulous Moolah. Leave it to emo girls to fuck up anything good.
Don’t miss out.
From the makers of America’s #1 video game, Super Monkey Poop Fight, comes Super Monkey Poop Fight 2! Look no further for that special gift for your mom. Click here to get it. If you’re worried about any possible system requirements issues, please check out the latest release notes and developer updates.
According to a ‘RowTow Exclusive’ interview with Super Monkey Poop Fight 2 engineers, some of the updates game fans can anticipate include:
- Flaming poop (long overdue)
- One additional level with tribe guys
- When hit with poop from below, monkeys will now “perform spinning deaths”
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