In case you’re either fucking retarded and/or have never read this website before, Zooey Deschanel and Christina Hendricks are two of the hottest women on the planet, which makes discovering that they each appeared in shitty videos from the Offspring and Everclear all the more LULZY:
Zooey in the Offspring’s “She’s Got Issues”:
Christina in Everclear’s “One Hit Wonder”:
Seriously, great female talent, terrible music. Man, I’m so glad the 90s are over, no more of this crap music and I can see Zooey in whatever movie she’s making this year and Christina as Joan on Mad Men!
Some kid baked up some cookies and candy, laced them with LSD and gave them to a bunch of police stations under the ruse of being a gift from Mothers Against Drunk Drivers! At least 3 officers have gotten “sick”, or had mind blowing, life changing experiences that will enrich their spiritual and/or intellectual lives for years to come.
A College student is holding the Eucharist hostage from a catholic church. Let me explain something, if you’re not familiar with Catholicism: Catholics believe in a miracle of transubstantiation, which is that after the communion wafer is blessed by a priest, it transubstantiates into the flesh of Christ. So by taking this blessed wafer this guy is holding the flesh of Christ hostage, to these Catholics. To everyone else he’s holding a crappy tasting cracker hostage.
Research in Motion, makers of the Crackberry Blackberry has a website for potential hirees that is called www.rim.jobs. SERIOUSLY.
Sascha Baron Cohen, aka Ali G/Borat, is filming a new movie for his character “Bruno” which promises to do everything with homophobia that Borat did for mainstream American prejudice to foreigners and minorities. As one of his pranks he booked two fake UFC style cage fights in Arkansas and advertised low ticket prices + dollar beer. The retarded hicks who showed up were horribly shocked to find that instead of two half naked men beating the shit out of each other, they were instead watching two half naked men make passionate love to each other.
Taken in a place with no name (See more photos or videos heri like how i’m practically posed like the mummy on my t-shirt in the photo too
(I like how i’m practically posed like the mummy on my t-shirt)
Colorado finally fixed their retarded ass blue laws some what and this Sunday was the last day that liquor stores had to be closed by law. Next week they’ll be open if they so choose to be.
I happened to be at the grocery store on this day and I bought a 3.2 tallboy of PBR for the LULZ.
They could stop me from buying booze, but they couldn’t stop me from drinking Listerine!
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