Tag Archive for 'booze'

Awesome St. Bernard Barrel Collar for Your Dog, Fool!

Back when I had a dog I wanted nothing more than for him to rock one of those old school barrel collars that St. Bernards in cartoons wore. Traditionally they were filled with brandy, so lost mountaineers could get loaded while waiting for rescue. These fools will sell you one for $50. Seems like a small price to pay for having the most popular dog ever.

Man Tests Applebee’s Drink Limits

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Guy sucked down a lot of “Brewtus” sized beers.

Straight up RowTow Grandma

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the most straight up rowtow episode of tiny toon adventures

Buster, Plucky and whatever the pig was named drink a few sips of beer and instantly become Craig Berry. That’s exactly how it works. Seriously, this makes Leaving Las Vegas look like total bullshit.

A top 10 alcoholism movies list that doesn’t suck ass.

So yeah, there’s this blog run by retards called listverse and they rocked a stupid as hell Top 10 Films About Alcoholics list which failed unbelievably. Obviously the fools over there don’t drink very much and watch very little movies. They probably made the list by googling for “alcoholic movies”.

We here at rowtow.com said “hey, we’re all alcoholics and we watch far too many movies, we can rock an infinitely better list than these idiots!” and so we did:

#10 – Drunken Master 1 & 2

This series of martial arts movies starring full on rowtow guy Jackie Chan are about a kung fu master who must pound booze in order to kick asses. Sounds like us, only substitute “perform daily tasks” for “kick asses”.

Drunken Master 1 – IMDBWikipediaAmazonThe Pirate Bay
Drunken Master 2 – IMDBWikipediaAmazonThe Pirate Bay

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Absinthe makes it’s way back to the US – sort of

Lucid Genuine Absinthe

Looks like Absinthe has returned to legal status (sort of) after 95 years. It’s slowly showing up in New York, New Jersey, a few bars in California and a couple spots in Chicago. Basically thujone free, but I imagine we’ll be drinking redbull and absinthe’s soon. At any rate, cool to have true Grande Wormwood-based absinthe back in the US legally.

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