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So Long, Dock Ellis: RIP the Most Rowtow Athlete of All Time

Dock Ellis was a MLB pitcher who achieved notoreity for pitching a no-hitter while high on 3 tabs of LSD, making him the Most Rowtow Athlete of All Time. From what I’ve seen most people have trouble tying their fucking shoes while on 1 tab of LSD, much less pitching a no-hitter. That’s some serious LSD skill right there.

So long Mr. Ellis, there’ll probably never be anyone else as bad ass as you!

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