Peep the Alex soundboard here, fools.
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yeah, well, bascule’s PS3 stopped working.
We can only blame Alex.
Bascule has already thrown a pillow at the couch and said bummer, the univeral hippie expression of dismay.
“We’re done.” :[
He’s on his way to a job interview.
Note: this girl only exists in your masturbation fantasies.
Alex has decided that Trailer Park Life is for him.
Note: This is what alex will be fuckin' soon
probably watchin’ an ER dvd
For when you just have to throw a pint glass at a friend.
Here’s the latest scoop on alex’s adventures in failing:
Alex hates Kreig. Kreig hates Alex. So you’d think inviting the two of them to breakfast at Dougherty’s would be an idea that most people would reject outright.
Sadly not.
Any how, Alex got pissed at Kreig, got into some manner of fisticuffs with him, which went unnoticed by bar security, then 5 minutes later chucked a pint glass of water at Kreig, missing him but beaning Cy on the noggin. Luckily for all involved, but especially Cy, the glass did not shatter and Cy was just left with a sore jaw.
Alex and Kreig were then both 86′d permanently from the establishment, with Alex returning 10 minutes later wearing a “disguise” of a new shirt and sunglasses, claiming he needed to find his cellphone. He was then forcibly removed from the bar by the owner/cook/bouncer, who threatened to beat him up.
All in all a sucessful day for Alex.
Should be lulz, the parade’s on Sunday!
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The following is a sordid story of alcoholism, mental health problems, Five Points, a trip to the drunk tank, violence, synthesizer based music, a hippie concert venue, madness, dreadlocks, pain and wonder.
I have long suspected that black cops don’t like the word “nigger” being used by a white person, but that was just a theory. Now it’s been tested empirically by rowtow.com associate, Alex.
(Note: this is a fictional story and any similarities between characters and situations contained within this story and real life persons and events are entirely coincidental)
Continue reading ‘Gangsta Shit Happens Every Day In Five Points!’
We’re sorry that the Rainbow Gay Power Knife is no more, but at least it lives on as this:
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