RowTow 2.0

BREAKING NEWS
Ocoee, Fla. – Tiger Woods’ troubles ran deeper today as a sex tape emerged from what is believed to be one of his supposed 18 mistresses.  No response yet from Tiger or his wife, but this new development is sure to prove troublesome for any hopes he may have had for a quick reconciliation with the public.  Clips from the tape can be seen here.

What better way to celebrate the birth of the King of the Jews than listening to a mixtape of Hebrews performing Christmas classics? Perfect for listening to while you prepare your seasonal decorations of coopted pagan symbols.  Remember, don’t forget the true reason for the season: the birth of Santa.

Tracklist:

1. Phil Spector – Silent Night/A Christmas Message
2. Mel Torme – The Christmas Song (Michael Kessler Open Fire Mix)
3. Beastie Boys – Country Mike’s Country Christmas
4. Kenny G – We Three Kings/Carol of the Bells
5. Amy Winehouse – I Saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus
6. Bob Dylan – I’ll Be Home for Christmas
7. Neil Diamond – Happy Christmas (War is Over)
8. Simon & Garfunkle – Silent Night

Download. 27 megabytes, 19 and a half minutes.

(War is Over, if you want it)

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Guy sucked down a lot of “Brewtus” sized beers.

A very merry and gay Christmas mix, enjoy!

1. Erasure – She Won’t be Home for Xmas
2. Wham! – Last Christmas
3. Johnny “Gay Pimp” McGovern – Dirty Gay Xmas
4. Madonna – Santa Baby
5. Pet Shop Boys – It Doesn’t Snow Often at Christmas
6. Cher – Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)
7. Pansy Division – Homo Christmas

Download. 27 minutes,  37mb.

A club alex has not joined. yet…

I hear that you can get anything you want at alice’s restaurant…

Too Weird to Live from row two on Vimeo.

All You Haters (Suck My Balls) from nixbros on Vimeo.

THE LORD OF DEADSIDE!!!! HARDCORE ASSWRECKING TECHNO MUSIC!!!!!

This grandma is pretty straight up rowtow.  Might also want to peep rowtow grandma part 1.

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Elizabeth Lambert doesn’t take your shit.

Enjoy the piss out of it.