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Sarah Silverman is Hot

and back on the air… she appears to be wearing briefs and licking a razor, ostensibly used to shave her armpits.  Hooottttt….

That is all…

Alex Debuts a Daring New Outfit!

He’s on his way to a job interview.

My Respect for T-Pain Just Went Up

Guy rocks fuckin’ MOONINITE bling:

Alex is now trailer trash.

Note: this girl only exists in your masturbation fantasies.

Note: this girl only exists in your masturbation fantasies.

Alex has decided that Trailer Park Life is for him.

Note: This is what alex's new girlfriend will look like.

Note: This is what alex will be fuckin' soon

OH NO IT’S MORE ROWTOW SHIRT DESIGNS.

J-Roc is a horrible graphic designer and he keeps making terrible looking shirt designs for Rowtow, here’s the latest:

Flickr Find: A Seriously Awesome Photo from the Library of Congress

What a beautiful photo. If I ever own a bar, a big print of this is going over the bar.

You can snag a high res tiff from the library of congress here. It’s 7829×6081pixels, making it high rez enough to print posters and shit. Best of all it’s public domain for US citizens, since it’s a government document!

A Wonderful Narrative.

Continue reading ‘A Wonderful Narrative.’

Kreig’s in Jail

So yeah, Kreig flipped out and attacked Alex with a rocks glass at Satire. Ironic, I know. Anyway he’s now in the hoosgow until further notice. Buy a shirt if you want (he doesn’t get any of the money).

I’m shocked and dismayed.

I’m shocked and dismayed at you goddamn republicans, you tried to turn my girls with glasses fetish into something dirty and wrong.

What’s next, my Mrs. Robinson fetish?

OH, SHIT.

SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU.

(that said, I’d still hatefuck Sarah Palin. Anal only, though.)

Spotted: Bascule’s Future iPod?



PICT0873.JPG, originally uploaded by gothick_matt.

A very good warning in the case of Bascule.

Beer of the Day - Stone Vertical ‘08

Stone has been releasing a series of beers which culminates in the year 2012.  The beer is released on a day such that the day, month, and year are all the same, so this year’s is 8-8-08.  The last beer will be released on December 12, 2012, which as we all know is exactly 9 days before the end of the Mayan Calendar and thus the entire universe.  Drink ‘em while you got ‘em!  Stone intends for you to age all the verticals until 12-12-12 then open them all at once in an enormous beer orgy they’ve dubbed a “vertical tasting”.

That said I’m drinking one now.  Yay.

8-8-08 is quite the absurd beer.  Like the other verticals I’ve sampled so far, it’s has a hazy golden hue and the sweet yet boozy smell of a Tripel.  The flavor hits you like an IPA and a Tripel at the same time.  It’s got the sweet boozy flavor of a Tripel mixed with the intense hops of an IPA.  I can’t wait to taste this stuff when it’s been aged 4 years.  I expect the hop flavor to mellow out slightly so the classier Tripel flavor can come out a bit more.  That said, drinking just one is enough to get you pretty hammered.  As bottled it’s 8.6% ABV.

That said, an awesome beer.

Disco Time with Mr. Nutt

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Cy’s first jump. Vegas, Defcon 16.


I’m terrified of heights, and thought there was no way in hell I would actually enjoy this.  Turns out I loved every second of it and will absolutely be jumping out of another plane in the near future.  Las Vegas is definitely the place to jump if you’re debating it.  You get a full 60 second freefall at 120mph and you can see Hoover Dam, Lake Mead, the Colorado River, The Strip, Valley of Fire, Redrock Canyon, Mt. Charleston, and Four States.  It really is quite the experience.

Futurama - The Fifth Element

Futurama Fifth Element

Futurama Fifth Element

Wrestling, RowTow style

Perfecting the fish takes time and practice, but can be applied to anything in your daily life. We’re even starting to see statues dedicated to fishing pop up. It certainly seems to be getting athletes far these days. This man used his fishing skills to advance in rugby, and this fine wrestler has coined his vicious fish “The Butt Drag”. Check it out.