http://www.rowtow.com is the shit, son. Wed, 19 Nov 2008 08:54:05 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Rockin' out some paragliding in Fortin, Mexico.  Enjoy. http://www.rowtow.com/2008/11/19/rowtows-very-own-barnecut Peep the Alex soundboard here, fools. http://www.rowtow.com/2008/11/17/the-alex-soundboard yeah, well, bascule's PS3 stopped working. We can only blame Alex. Bascule has already thrown a pillow at the couch and said bummer, the univeral hippie expression of dismay. http://www.rowtow.com/2008/11/13/alex-has-infected-bascules-ps3-with-failure-and-super-aids I'm really not sure why I haven't made this bitch the bitch of the day yet.  She rules.  She plays Deborah Morgan, the sister of title-character Dexter Morgan on Showtime's Dexter.  I'd like to describe her features as vaguely Asian.  Perhaps her ancestors got raped by Mongolians like Laura Silvernman. I ... http://www.rowtow.com/2008/11/10/bitch-of-the-day-jennifer-carpenter To: The Girl on the Vespa that hit my car on Folsom Street in Boulder, CO this past Saturday. RE: My Car Hi, I just wanted you to know that my car is fine, it only has a minor scratch from you hitting it with the handlebar of your Vespa/Vespa-like scooter. In the future, ... http://www.rowtow.com/2008/11/10/did-i-just-get-hit-by-a-fucking-vespa My friend recently returned from a long trip to Germany with a brief stopover in Amsterdam where he was able to acquire this for me.  This beer is a special version of Guinness with a higher ABV (8%) than any other Guinness available.  Supposedly this version is closest to the ... http://www.rowtow.com/2008/11/06/beer-of-the-day-guinness-special-export-stout America has elected its first black president. Congratulations, and FUCK YOU JOHN MCCAIN. http://www.rowtow.com/2008/11/04/congratulations-to-our-new-president-barack-obama [caption id="attachment_851" align="aligncenter" width="193" caption="FroGuy, RowTow.Com circa 2000"][/caption] http://www.rowtow.com/2008/10/30/a-blast-from-rowtow-past Fairweather Fan Alex Springer has jumped ship from the Red Sox to the Rays just in time to infect them with failure and cost them their first world series. Congratulations to the Phillies on winning their first series since 1980. http://www.rowtow.com/2008/10/29/alex-infects-the-rays-with-failure http://www.rowtow.com/2008/10/25/r-r-random-image-post He's hopped on the Rays bandwagon, much like he did the Red Sox when the whole "reverse the curse" meme was blowin' up. I'm sure he'll be supporting a new team next year after the rays bite the big one. http://www.rowtow.com/2008/10/22/fairweather-fan-alex-denies-red-sox-fandom http://www.rowtow.com/2008/10/20/mrchicity3-hooks-up-the-poonanny [caption id="attachment_820" align="alignnone" width="412" caption="The Rays Gay It Up After Winning the ALCS!"][/caption] If Super Failure was AIDS, Alex would be Patient Zero. His failing has gotten so bad that it's spread like cancer to his favorite baseball team, the Boston Red Sox, who just lost the ALCS to the fuckin' ... http://www.rowtow.com/2008/10/19/alex-fails-so-much-he-has-infected-his-favorite-team-with-failure Grandma Knows How To Party - Watch more free videos http://www.rowtow.com/2008/10/15/rowtow-grandma-spotted "We're done." :[ http://www.rowtow.com/2008/10/12/alex-breaks-up-with-cy