In case you’re either fucking retarded and/or have never read this website before, Zooey Deschanel and Christina Hendricks are two of the hottest women on the planet, which makes discovering that they each appeared in shitty videos from the Offspring and Everclear all the more LULZY:
Zooey in the Offspring’s “She’s Got Issues”:
Christina in Everclear’s “One Hit Wonder”:
Seriously, great female talent, terrible music. Man, I’m so glad the 90s are over, no more of this crap music and I can see Zooey in whatever movie she’s making this year and Christina as Joan on Mad Men!
Stone has been releasing a series of beers which culminates in the year 2012. The beer is released on a day such that the day, month, and year are all the same, so this year’s is 8-8-08. The last beer will be released on December 12, 2012, which as we all know is exactly 9 days before the end of the Mayan Calendar and thus the entire universe. Drink ‘em while you got ‘em! Stone intends for you to age all the verticals until 12-12-12 then open them all at once in an enormous beer orgy they’ve dubbed a “vertical tasting”.
That said I’m drinking one now. Yay.
8-8-08 is quite the absurd beer. Like the other verticals I’ve sampled so far, it’s has a hazy golden hue and the sweet yet boozy smell of a Tripel. The flavor hits you like an IPA and a Tripel at the same time. It’s got the sweet boozy flavor of a Tripel mixed with the intense hops of an IPA. I can’t wait to taste this stuff when it’s been aged 4 years. I expect the hop flavor to mellow out slightly so the classier Tripel flavor can come out a bit more. That said, drinking just one is enough to get you pretty hammered. As bottled it’s 8.6% ABV.
RowTow has long enjoyed a little game that we call “What’s Gayer?” An example of this game would be “What’s gayer - Two dudes sucking eachother off 69 style and simultaneously climaxing in eachothers mouths or Brian Ford?” Brian Ford, of course. At any rate, turns out our girl Katy Perry also enjoys this game. Peep the video.
One of my most favorite songs of my childhood is Michael Jackson’s “Beat It”:
Great pop lyrics by MJ, great production by Quincy Jones, not mention Mr. Eddie Van Halen on Guitar. This is from the golden days of when Michael Jackson was a talented, young, good looking black musician who everyone liked. Back then the dirty “rumor” about him was that… he might be gay. Man, I wish that was the truth.
Also, I dig the story of the video, why aren’t there interracial street gangs like this anymore? Last movie I saw that had them was Crocodile Dundee 2, I think.
Needless to say, I was disgusted to see Amy Winehouse’s “version” of Beat It:
What’s really funny is that this was made waaaaaaaaaaay before Back to Black broke big and she already was a fuckin’ mess, though I guess this was just booze, not crack. The look on Charlotte Church’s face is priceless though.
However, compared to this garbage by Fall Out Boy, Wino’s version is like Jimi Hendrix’s cover of “All Along the Watchtower”:
What’s sad is that i bet that there’s a ton of idiotic 13 year old kids out there that think this is an original song by Fall Out Boy, much like Alien Ant Farm’s “Smooth Criminal”.
This is yet another reason why I only listen to Ambient music these days.
Here at Team Rowtow, we’ve been down with The Hyphy Movement since day 1, which is it gives us no small amount of pleasure to present this video for your approval:
Damn, Grandma knows how to get stupid, dumb and hyphy. She literally rides the yellow bus and ghost rides the whip! Looks like someone switched her arthritis pills with some ecstasy.
(edit: the video’s having trouble playing as an embedded video, e.g. saying it’s no longer there, that’s because of the bullshit youtube “click here if you’re over 18″ crap, so click this link to go straight to the youtube page: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMewbnfWStQ)
You might want to mute the Youtube player, because this video has THE WORST MUSIC IN THE WORLD for a soundtrack.
But seriously, my girlfriend’s sister knows one of the girls (the darker haired one) in this video, so maybe it’s just EPIC LULZ for me, but what dummies, seriously. I hope this video at least makes both of them feel embarrassed or better yet, thrown in jail, but I doubt it. This is, after all, the girl who tried to be a vegan even though she hated eating vegetables.
Also, this has to be the least sexy catfight EVER in the history of recorded video, I’d rather watch an old WWF video of the Fabulous Moolah. Leave it to emo girls to fuck up anything good.
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