Archive for the 'The South Won't Rise Again' Category
Only in the South would you get a news story like this: Local Retard calls 911 because he got the wrong sandwich. This just boggles my mind how an adult could be this stupid, this shit’s like when you’re a little kid and some prick who’s dad’s a cop tells you that if you’re not nice to him, he’ll have his dad arrest your dad. (to which you reply that your mom’s a real estate agent and if he does that she’ll sell his house but I digress)
It’s like that little douchefag grew up and never got a fucking clue and thinks getting the wrong FIVE DOLLAH FOOTLONG is a high crime.
Holy WTF. This teenage girl goes off on some old lady all nutbag style and starts… quoting…. really bad rap lyrics?
Apparently she now has a warrant out for her arrest, only in the South!
Seriously, I can’t make shit like this up. I was thinking “maybe this new category is a bad idea, i won’t get enough content to justify it”.
Boy was I wrong!
I hereby inaugurate a new rowtow topic of LULZ: The South Won’t Rise Again.
It’ll track current news stories of all the EPIC LULZ that happen South of the Mason-Dixon line.
Starting with these lovelies:
Teacher fired for performing magic trick in Flori-DUH:
He was fired for practicing “wizardy”. Stupid fucking inbred christians.
also peep this wtf from our adsense:
How is moving to Flori-DUH gonna make me quit drugs? If anything I’ll start doing crack because Florida sucks so badly.
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