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Happy Thanksgiving, Homos!

Some thoughts, post-election

Colorado legalized marijuana this election, here at rowtow.com we support it but we also accept that there might be something alterior going on:

also, I’m sure some pretentious potheads are doing this:

RIP MCA of the Beastie Boys

Adam Yauch, 47 years old. Too soon.

Happy Birthday Albert Hofmann

106 years old today. Hot damn, LSD. NOMZ

Rick Santorum: A Frothy Mixture of Feces and Lube

A public notice regarding Santorum.

Not completely sure how it works, but evidently if you link Santorum with the web sitehttp://spreadingsantorum.com/ then that tends to keep Santorum name properly associated with the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

Something about Google bots picking up Santorum’s name each time Santorum is mentioned and linked online like that.

So to review, when you link Santorum with the web site http://spreadingsantorum.com/ then that tends to keepSantorum’s name properly associated with the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

Evidently this happens every time Santorum’s name is mentioned and linked online, so please be careful when you do mention Santorum’s name, and especially when you may associate Santorum with the web sitehttp://spreadingsantorum.com/ and then further reference Santorum with the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

Thank you for the opportunity to provide this notice about Santorum.

Fuck your Honda Civic.

Rubberbandits – Horse Outside

Vice: Krokodil Tears

Those rowtow-as-fuck fools at Vice went and shot a whole documentary on Krokodil, the synthetic opiate that’s sweeping Russia like Beatlemania. It’s 4 parts that are way worth watching.

Should the next Rowtow Trip be to Bangkok?

Ibiza has been slain, Goa or Ilos may be next. Allow me to present an alternative.

Hey homies, be sure to peep the ricockulous shit in our flickr stream

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pooponit.

Steve Jobs: 1955-2011


So long Steve, the world’s a lesser place without you in it.

The Early Show has Woz’s reaction.

Rowtow.com Presents: Nob Hill Classics Vol. 3


After a lot of hard work, rowtow.com is pleased to bring you everyone’s favorite CD-R from the jukebox of the worst bar in Denver, Nob Hill Inn! Download the shit HERE or just rock out to the embedded player, playah!

Peep this shit on grooveshark directly.

And We’re back!

After some exceptionally haggard circumstances with our hosting, we’re back, like a bad penny or a case of herpes.

or... like these guys!

I’d blow a pharmacist for 2mg of Klonopin.

Rad Anthem

What’s a video with out Wendy’s and some blow?

Miley Cyrus seemingly legitimately tries Salvia Divinorum

Peep this shit, it seems pretty realistic.  Like she took a small rip of some standard 10x salvinorin-A.  Not like drooling completely gone, but I’d say we have the epic beginning of a new Britney Spears era.  Parents just divorced, she’s ripping salvia extract from a bong.  Come on, it’s all coming soon.  We’ll see if she can hang or just go completely nuts.

Peep this shit.