RowTow 2.0

51 years ago today would be the day the music died folks. RIP Ritchie Valens, Buddy Holly and The Big Bopper.

I love this track, full on Gummo style, yo:

And of course The Big Bopper up in this bitch:

Be sure to crack open a cold one on Jan. 24, the day canned beer celebrates its 75th birthday.

Full article here.

She was pretty rowtow.

BREAKING NEWS
Ocoee, Fla. – Tiger Woods’ troubles ran deeper today as a sex tape emerged from what is believed to be one of his supposed 18 mistresses.  No response yet from Tiger or his wife, but this new development is sure to prove troublesome for any hopes he may have had for a quick reconciliation with the public.  Clips from the tape can be seen here.

Geeksaresexy could have made you $20 richer if you had the skills to blow like this guy.  More professional blows HERE.

Guy sucked down a lot of “Brewtus” sized beers.

If you ever need to find out what your IP address is, you can find out easily by clicking here and having a gorgeous porno cum dumpster read it off to you! Score!

http://www.moanmyip.com/

Elizabeth Lambert doesn’t take your shit.

What better way to celebrate Dia de los Muertos than some brutal MEXICAN DEATH METAL?

The album’s title translates to “Hated Race” (watch Lou Dobbs to figure out who that is) and features songs about immigration politics, the Zapatista movement and the drug war along with more traditional death metal themes. Ex-Dead Kennedys vocalist Jello Biafra appears as a tongue in cheek version Californian governor Pete Wilson on one track. This music is the polar opposite of what people commonly think of as “Mexican Music”, e.g. Ranchera (the polka sounding stuff that’s on like four AM stations) or Morrissey (seriously). Like gangsta rap before it turned into a showcase of Bentleys and diamonds, Brujeria has got to scare the shit out of White People.
Download it here from Brutal Xpression, which appears to be an extreme metal blog in Spanish. Good stuff if you’re into it.

Happy Halloween, I hope you enjoyed my October goth mixtape.

For a treat, I’ve tracked down a copy of Skinny Puppy’s infamous “Worlock” video. This video was created by cEvin and Ogre of Skinny Puppy using cut footage from horror movies that was removed by various ratings boards. Because of the nature of the work, it’ll never have a commercial release, due to the graphic content and copyright clearance problems.

Which is what makes the Internet awesome, years ago this was something that you had to spend time tracking it down at horror movie conventions or from ads in the back of zines and when you got it was a 5th generation VHS tape and looked like ass. These days, it’s on youtube.

Read more about the video here.

They’re goth but they wear all white? and film videos that look like Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade? Good song, strange video. I miss 120 Minutes, although I guess VH1 Classic shows Classic 120 Minutes now.