HAHAHA. Jesus Christ, these workplace safety videos were fucking ricockulous. I’ve seen a lot of gory shit and some of these still made me wince. I’ve also worked a lot of menial jobs in my life (grocery stores, food service, construction, etc) and if they’d shown me videos like this, I’d definitely have paid more attention.
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Movies I liked:
- The Children of Men
- The Good Shepherd
- Little Miss Sunshine
- Borat
- Jackass 2
- A Scanner Darkly
- Casino Royale
- Art School Confidential
- A Prairie Home Companion
- Miami Vice
- An Inconvenient Truth
- Pan’s Labyrinth
- Jesus Camp
- Idiocracy
I wish I hadn’t seen these:
- V for Vendetta
- Superman Returns
- X-Men 3
- Nacho Libre
- Slither
- My Super-Ex Girlfriend
- The Benchwarmers
- The Fountain
- The Black Dahlia
Movies I’m glad I didn’t fucking see:
- Eragon
- Lady in the Water
- Basic Instict 2
- Big Momma’s House 2
- The Santa Clause 3
- Little Man
- Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector
- Bloodrayne
- The Da Vinci Code
- Marie Antoinette
- Apocalypto
- Tristan & Isolde
- Snakes on a Plane
Shittiest Pointless Remakes:
- The Poseidon Adventure
- The Wicker Man
- The Hills Have Eyes
Movies I wish I could have seen:
Normally I loath fan films, with the exception of that rare .01% that are actually good, e.g. Troops. This adaption of Dan Clowes’ “I Hate You Deeply” strip from Eightball isn’t quite that good, but it’s still head and shoulders above Batman: Dead End.
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I wonder how much crack this guy smoked.
Seriously.
Although, I support fools destroying PT Cruisers 100%.
I wish more people would do that
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Peep these ill rowtow videos, fool:
The first Rowtow trailer:
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The second one, starring Mr. Peenut! Watch him seek it way weirdly:
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Deluded Insane Hippie. We didn’t make this, but it’s fucking hilarious:
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More Rowtow videos to come.
Don Knots, The man who brought us the unforgetable characters of The Incredible Mr. Limpet, Deputy Barney Fife and our personal favorite, Three’s Company’s Mr. Furley, shuffled off this mortal coil. He was 81.
So long Barn, you were always our favorite sheriff’s deputy, landlord and man who could transform into a fish.
