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Note: this girl only exists in your masturbation fantasies.
Alex has decided that Trailer Park Life is for him.
Note: This is what alex will be fuckin' soon
I’m shocked and dismayed at you goddamn republicans, you tried to turn my girls with glasses fetish into something dirty and wrong.
What’s next, my Mrs. Robinson fetish?
OH, SHIT.
SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU.
(that said, I’d still hatefuck Sarah Palin. Anal only, though.)
Some kid baked up some cookies and candy, laced them with LSD and gave them to a bunch of police stations under the ruse of being a gift from Mothers Against Drunk Drivers! At least 3 officers have gotten “sick”, or had mind blowing, life changing experiences that will enrich their spiritual and/or intellectual lives for years to come.
A College student is holding the Eucharist hostage from a catholic church. Let me explain something, if you’re not familiar with Catholicism: Catholics believe in a miracle of transubstantiation, which is that after the communion wafer is blessed by a priest, it transubstantiates into the flesh of Christ. So by taking this blessed wafer this guy is holding the flesh of Christ hostage, to these Catholics. To everyone else he’s holding a crappy tasting cracker hostage.
Research in Motion, makers of the Crackberry Blackberry has a website for potential hirees that is called www.rim.jobs. SERIOUSLY.
Sascha Baron Cohen, aka Ali G/Borat, is filming a new movie for his character “Bruno” which promises to do everything with homophobia that Borat did for mainstream American prejudice to foreigners and minorities. As one of his pranks he booked two fake UFC style cage fights in Arkansas and advertised low ticket prices + dollar beer. The retarded hicks who showed up were horribly shocked to find that instead of two half naked men beating the shit out of each other, they were instead watching two half naked men make passionate love to each other.
I just copied it directly this time, so start at the bottom and work your way up.
Taken in a place with no name (See more photos or videos heri like how i’m practically posed like the mummy on my t-shirt in the photo too
(I like how i’m practically posed like the mummy on my t-shirt)
Colorado finally fixed their retarded ass blue laws some what and this Sunday was the last day that liquor stores had to be closed by law. Next week they’ll be open if they so choose to be.
I happened to be at the grocery store on this day and I bought a 3.2 tallboy of PBR for the LULZ.
They could stop me from buying booze, but they couldn’t stop me from drinking Listerine!
At rowtow.com we’re a pretty open minded, difficult to shock group of people, but there’s one area where we draw the line and say “no, none shall pass”: OLD PEOPLE HAVING SEX.
According to this week’s Time magazine, Japan is now experiencing a boom in porn featuring senior citizen couples. While the logistics of old people having sex on the camera BOGGLES THE MIND, the fact that the Japanese are opting to watch grandma and grandpa get their freak on in lieu of typical japanese pornography, read: tentactle rape, is just disturbing on so many new levels.
The following is a sordid story of alcoholism, mental health problems, Five Points, a trip to the drunk tank, violence, synthesizer based music, a hippie concert venue, madness, dreadlocks, pain and wonder.
I have long suspected that black cops don’t like the word “nigger” being used by a white person, but that was just a theory. Now it’s been tested empirically by rowtow.com associate, Alex.
(Note: this is a fictional story and any similarities between characters and situations contained within this story and real life persons and events are entirely coincidental)
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