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Ocoee, Fla. – Tiger Woods’ troubles ran deeper today as a sex tape emerged from what is believed to be one of his supposed 18 mistresses.  No response yet from Tiger or his wife, but this new development is sure to prove troublesome for any hopes he may have had for a quick reconciliation with the public.  Clips from the tape can be seen here.

All You Haters (Suck My Balls) from nixbros on Vimeo.

I spotted a full on fursuit wearing furry at Subway today.

Duster Bitch done got her shit together.

Seriously.

This guy is totally insane.

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Well folks, it’s offical.  RowTow’s own Barnecut has departed for his epic motorcycle journey around the world.  He set off November 28′th.  Here is his tentative itinerary:

DEC – South Carolina, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas, Oklahoma, Colorado, Utah, Nevada, California
JAN-Mexico,  mostly Baja and Puebla
FEB-APR – Central America to Argentina
MAY – Brazil
JUNE-SEPT – Australia
OCT – Thailand/Malaysia
NOV-DEC – Nepal/India
JAN-APR – Africa
MAY-JUN – Europe/Iceland
JULY – Canada

We wish him good luck and saftey in this venture.  Enjoy a pic of our homeboy in the meantime.

Rockin’ out some paragliding in Fortin, Mexico.  Enjoy.

I’m terrified of heights, and thought there was no way in hell I would actually enjoy this.  Turns out I loved every second of it and will absolutely be jumping out of another plane in the near future.  Las Vegas is definitely the place to jump if you’re debating it.  You get a full 60 second freefall at 120mph and you can see Hoover Dam, Lake Mead, the Colorado River, The Strip, Valley of Fire, Redrock Canyon, Mt. Charleston, and Four States.  It really is quite the experience.

it never got weird enough.

The following is a sordid story of alcoholism, mental health problems, Five Points, a trip to the drunk tank, violence, synthesizer based music, a hippie concert venue, madness, dreadlocks, pain and wonder.

I have long suspected that black cops don’t like the word “nigger” being used by a white person, but that was just a theory. Now it’s been tested empirically by rowtow.com associate, Alex.

(Note: this is a fictional story and any similarities between characters and situations contained within this story and real life persons and events are entirely coincidental)

Continue reading ‘Gangsta Shit Happens Every Day In Five Points!’

I don’t even know what to say about this one….  Seeking a dominant female.

Hi my name is Bryan and I am a 25 year old who attended UNLV in Las Vegas. Since I have graduated, I have nothing to do for a few months so I decided to come home for the summer. I am in Chicago at least all summer, maybe longer and am looking for a dominant female who would be interested in giving me rules, punishing me, disciplining me, and bossing me around. Continue reading ‘Yet another myspace dumbass who msg’d me.’

See the problem is that normal people just need to realize that homosexuals are pretty ordina- WTF IS THIS SHIT?!!! nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure!

This is Kreig in 10 years.

What’s the point of having 20 wives if they all look fugly and dress like it’s 1870?