In reaction to his violent night of muggings and beatdowns, Clarence has shaved his head. While he probably had this in mind:
He actually came out looking more like this:
Genuine photos of Clarence’s adventure into hairstyles to come soon!
Archive for the 'Failex Reports' Category
The following is a sordid story of alcoholism, mental health problems, Five Points, a trip to the drunk tank, violence, synthesizer based music, a hippie concert venue, madness, dreadlocks, pain and wonder.
I have long suspected that black cops don’t like the word “nigger” being used by a white person, but that was just a theory. Now it’s been tested empirically by rowtow.com associate, Alex.
(Note: this is a fictional story and any similarities between characters and situations contained within this story and real life persons and events are entirely coincidental)
Continue reading ‘Gangsta Shit Happens Every Day In Five Points!’
We’re sorry that the Rainbow Gay Power Knife is no more, but at least it lives on as this:
Due to a series of sordid events, there will be no more flourishing of the gay pride knife.
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