So yeah, there’s this blog run by retards called listverse and they rocked a stupid as hell Top 10 Films About Alcoholics list which failed unbelievably. Obviously the fools over there don’t drink very much and watch very little movies. They probably made the list by googling for “alcoholic movies”.

We here at rowtow.com said “hey, we’re all alcoholics and we watch far too many movies, we can rock an infinitely better list than these idiots!” and so we did:

#10 – Drunken Master 1 & 2

This series of martial arts movies starring full on rowtow guy Jackie Chan are about a kung fu master who must pound booze in order to kick asses. Sounds like us, only substitute “perform daily tasks” for “kick asses”.

Drunken Master 1 – IMDB – Wikipedia – Amazon – The Pirate Bay
Drunken Master 2 – IMDB – Wikipedia – Amazon – The Pirate Bay

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We here at rowtow love beer, so I really enjoyed peeping this post.  You should also check it out.

it never got weird enough.

The Chosen Leader would like to remind you to have a Happy Fun New Year and be sure to honor and practice The Juche Idea constantly.

 Oh…and pick up a pack of super fun happy luck smokes for him on the way back from Wendy’s.

Warp Core Breach what is it you might ask? Well for some people the first thing that comes to mind when you say ‘Warp Core Breach’ is the fictional universe known as Star Trek.

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Here’s the Kum Den in Melbourne.  There are many restaurants around China Town here where, if you’ve been drinking heavily, you can get much pleasure from the names of these places.  I took this picture early in the a.m. and the folks around me stood there wondering why I was laughing at a sign for several minutes.  In fact you can read a review. 
“The atmosphere is appropriate for the circumstances.  Be prepared to experiment.” 
Just down the road is the Kun Ming restaurant, along with many more happy good fun time signs.  May be covers for more interesting entertainment?

I think it was mentioned before, but Cy and myself attended Toorcon 9 recently. As was expected, it was quite teh lulzy time. We had a ton of fun, but by far the best time had to do with the LOLDONG that we made.
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Looks like Absinthe has returned to legal status (sort of) after 95 years. It’s slowly showing up in New York, New Jersey, a few bars in California and a couple spots in Chicago. Basically thujone free, but I imagine we’ll be drinking redbull and absinthe’s soon. At any rate, cool to have true Grande Wormwood-based absinthe back in the US legally.

Original article

Lucid, Absinthe Supérieure

I’ve been privy to the wonderful secret that is Tito’s Vodka for many years now thanks to a friend who lives in Austin. I was pretty skeptical of a vodka made in Tex-ass at first but after downing an ice cold shot of Tito’s in her kitchen I saw the light: Tito’s is definitely the best vodka brewed in America and probably one of the best in the world.

The Austin Chronicle has a pretty good article on the distillery and the man behind it, Burt Beveridge (with a name like that, the man must know his drinks).

Tito’s Vodka Official Site