This hot, bipolar chilmo teacher was born on August 28th, 1980 in Riverview, Florida. I’m sure you all know that she was charged with statutory rape back in 2004. Read the police report here, it’s pretty damn detailed. What was that kid thinking? He had it made. A 14 year old with straight A’s and blowjobs, c’mon dude. He’s probably kicking himself now, so I won’t give him too much shit. At any rate, she manged to fuck up her probation by simply talking to a 16 year old female co-worker. I don’t really see how you’re supposed work in the restaurant business without getting to know your co-workers a little bit, so I think this whole thing is crap. Oh, and Nick Carter from The Backstreet Boys claims to have lost his virginity to Debra in school.
That’s right, Mrs. Edna Garrett, the house mother from The Facts of Life yo. Born April 22, 1926. Thanks for all the lulz, Charlotte Rae. Couldn’t find any nudes 
Born August 18, 1975 in Tigard, Oregon - lots of methamphetamine there. Best known for her character as Sweet Dee (aka “The Aluminum Monster”) on one of our favorite television shows, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Kaitlin has also been in The Riches and Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Born June 24th, 1975 in Brooklyn, New York. She’s pretty hot, but mainly I’m posting this because she was the chick in Superbad that likes to use other peoples pants as tampons. lulz [imdb]
Here’s her biography off of her website:
Miranda July is a filmmaker, performing artist and writer. She grew up in Berkeley, California where she began her career by writing plays and staging them at an all-ages club. July’s videos, performances, and web-based projects have been presented at sites such as the Museum of Modern Art, the Guggenheim Museum and in the 2002 and 2004 Whitney Biennials. Her collection of stories, No One Belongs Here More Than You, was published in 2007 and won the Frank O’Connor International Short Story Award. Her fiction has been printed in The Paris Review, Harper’s, and The New Yorker. In 2002 July created the participatory website, learningtoloveyoumore, with artist Harrell Fletcher, and a companion book will be published by Prestel this fall. She wrote, directed and starred in her first feature-length film, Me and You and Everyone We Know (2005), which won a special jury prize at the Sundance Film Festival and four prizes at the Cannes Film Festival, including the Camera d’Or. July recently debuted a new performance at The Kitchen (NY), and is currently working on her second movie. She lives in Los Angeles.
She also directed Team Rowtow’s new favorite movie, Me and You and Everyone We Know, which is (in)famous for this scene:
Born April 20, 1983 in Sydney, Australia. She went to an all-girl Catholic High School. This Victoria’s Secret’s model currently lives in Chelsea, New York and has a Yorkshire Terrior named Frankie. So hawt.
Born November 27th, 1963 in Mannheim, Germany. This is the chick that does the overstock.com commercials, and at nearly 44 years of age she’s still smokin’ hot. Sabine is a super well-rounded, accomplished, and gorgeous mother of two. She speaks English, German, French and Italian. The divorced Miss Ehrenfeld took part in the theater production Vagina Monologues, has a private pilot’s license, and sports a much improved “O face” over Greg Pitts from the film Office Space. She also has basic tactical pistol skills, because “I thought it’d be something fun to learn.” And, as Bascule says, who doesn’t like chicks with guns? There’s some really bad, yet hilarious fake nudes of her out there on the magical intarwebs. Here’s her resume. O, and this guy is funny.
You probably know her from Sarah Silverman’s movie Jesus is Magic and Sarah’s eponymous television show, where Laura plays Sarah’s “younger sister.” This is a bit of Sarah Silverman bullshit, as Laura is 41 and Sarah is 36.
Still, Laura is still smoking hot for a 41 year old. To the right is a publicity photo from the movie Knife to a Gun Fight, which from the information available looks like it will suck pretty bad, but it’s certainly a staunch juxtaposition to Laura’s role as a sugary sweet nurse in the Sarah Silverman show.
And uhh, who doesn’t like chicks with guns?
This is pretty much a recommendation from our friend down under. Mostly famous for her on-screen role in the adaptation of the novel Lolita. Obviously, she’s mad hot. Born August 12th, 1980 in Malibu, California. Dominique is all involved with PETA, but she still eats rare meats. Here, nipple slip 4 u tow tow.
Almost immediately after I wrote the first list, a ton of people told me about women that I’d missed a lot of prominent tall women, so in order to rectify this situation, i’ve assembled another list.
On a side note: SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT Lisa Kudrow, Gwyneth Paltrow and Elizabeth Hurley, they are all 5′9″, which by my standards is not tall enough for this list.
In order of height:
Elizabeth Kucinich (6′0″)
I’m surprised that I forgot all about Senator and Presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich’s better (and much taller) half. My girlfriend thinks that the English born Mrs. Kucinich is the coolest potential first lady ever, mainly because they both share the red hair and height. It doesn’t hurt that Mr. Kucinich is the only Democrat candidate who voted against both the war in Iraq and the Patriot Act.
Sigourney Weaver (5′11″)
Sigourney Weaver is how I always imagined a woman superhero like Wonder Woman or Catwoman would look like in real life. Something about her comes across as totally feminine, yet totally able to kick just about anyone’s ass.
Daryl Hannah (5′11″)
Much like the next list entry, Daryl Hannah has raised many a nerd boner with her roles as Pris in Blade Runner and the one-eyed assassin Elle Driver in Kill Bill.
Continue reading ‘Tall Women: the ones i forgot for the last list’
Born January 21st, 1976 in Woodside Park, London, England. I always thought she was the hottest Spice Girl, and with the reunion tour coming up (with some talk about performing nude?) I figured I’d bust out the Baby Spice. Emma rocked nads as Saffy’s high school friend in season 5 of one of my favorite British sitcoms, Absolutely Fabulous.
Also known as the “Suicide Blonde”, this chick is responsible for the death of three men. Most notably is Michael Dahlquist, drummer for Silkworm. In 2005, she ran three red lights and slammed into a Honda Civic full of fools from behind at about 70mph in her red Ford Mustang. She killed them all, walking away with a broken ankle. Jeanette has been known to claim that it was a suicide attempt, but the whole thing is pretty damn convoluted. Here’s some more of the story. I guess she was guzzlin’ on some Seagram’s Gin at the time. Looks like she’ll be sentenced on November 26th. [suntimes]
Ahh yes, Megan Fox. I had never heard of this chick until Uncle Seamus, Tdogg and I went to peep the movie Transformers back in July. After the movie we deemed her hottest chick EVAR. Born on May 16th, 1986 in Rockwood, Tennessee. She has six tattoos and is currently engaged to actor Brian Austin Green. Megan’s tried several illegal substances, but apparently she can only hang with pot. In fact, she’s even down to legalize it. “I don’t even think of it as a drug - it should be legalized.”
RAYSDLGLHGLSDFGLKHLDSFHL!!!!!#@@!one MYWOMAN.
PS I’M SO HARD UP I’D DO AMY WINEHOUSE
Mary-Louise Parker, in case you’re an idiot, is the star of Showtime’s completely awesome show, Weeds, which is about a widowed housewife in suburban California who pays her bills by slinging chronic to all the bored dads of her neighborhood. Ricockulous shit ensues. Trust me, it’s a fantastic show, everyone on Team Rowtow never misses an episode.
Even Snoop Dogg himself has labeled this woman a MILF, so enjoy:
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