is the shit, son.
This Cougar was born December 6, 1976 in California. Known most recently for her role in Lipstick Jungle, some chick-oriented TV show with Brooke Shields. Interestingly attractive facial bone structure. OMG PICS:
Born August 8, 1986 in Baltimore, Maryland. In Mad Men, she plays Jane Siegel; Don Draper’s fill-in secretary and Roger Sterling’s hawt mistress. I guess she scored a role on Sex In The City for one episode way back in 2000. Couple of pictures that are easy on the eyes:
Born March 10, 1984 in New York. An actress that plays the ridiculously hawt bisexual understudy of Dr. House with the nickname of “Thirteen”. There’s totally some noodie shots of her from the movie “Alpha Dog” out there.. EFF WHY EYE.
I’ve seen one hell of a lot of television series all the way through, but I’ve decided that you can all quote me on this one baring the series is watched in it’s aggregate (approximately 63 hours total). Six Feet Under is the most astounding and phenomenal television series embraced with an exceedingly profound ending. In light of finishing the series today, I’ve chosen to post about Lauren Ambrose.
An American actress born with a little Italian in her genes on February 20, 1978 in New Haven, Connecticut. She’s a trained opera singer, wife and mother. She currently resides in Stockbridge, MA. Another great notable role she’s portrayed is Denise Fleming in the high school flick Can’t Hardly Wait.
In Six Feet Under, she plays a bright, super attractive, pot smoking artist by the name of Claire Fisher. She’s the young adult in the family that’s known to experiment with drugs, loves her booze and
engages in some lesbian experiences with Mena Suvari. Claire is definitely my favorite character in the show, likely due to the fact that I can relate to her in some ways. Unfortunately, I cannot relate to her character in all ways (re: eating out Mena Suvari). It should be noted that this awesomely bad ass HBO series was created by Alan Ball, who is openly gay; which might account for some of the crazy homosexual stuff that goes down. Due to the emotionally enlightening and powerful series finale, I can’t imagine ever hearing the song Breathe Me by Sia again and not relating it to Six Feet Under.
Umm so yeah, I think I got my point across. Lauren Ambrose rules and you should watch Six Feet Under front to back. It might be noted that Alan Ball is also responsible for the currently successful HBO series True Blood along with the drama film American Beauty.
In case you’re either fucking retarded and/or have never read this website before, Zooey Deschanel and Christina Hendricks are two of the hottest women on the planet, which makes discovering that they each appeared in shitty videos from the Offspring and Everclear all the more LULZY:
Zooey in the Offspring’s “She’s Got Issues”:
Christina in Everclear’s “One Hit Wonder”:
Seriously, great female talent, terrible music. Man, I’m so glad the 90s are over, no more of this crap music and I can see Zooey in whatever movie she’s making this year and Christina as Joan on Mad Men!
So I figured I’d go with Ellen Muth today due to finding out some awesome news. Apparently there is going to be a Dead Like Me movie in our near future! The series was badass and I was ticked when it got canceled. Anyways, the movie entitled Dead Like Me: Life After Death is due out Feb 17th 2009.
I’m really not sure why I haven’t made this bitch the bitch of the day yet. She rules. She plays Deborah Morgan, the sister of title-character Dexter Morgan on Showtime’s Dexter. I’d like to describe her features as vaguely Asian. Perhaps her ancestors got raped by Mongolians like Laura Silvernman.
I can’t speak for the real life Jennifer Carpenter, but Deb Morgan swears like a sailor, which for whatever reason is a huge turn-on for me. Seriously, sometimes it’s hard to believe the shit that comes out of her mouth. Shit like “Thank the baby fucking Jesus.” How goddamn motherfucking awesome. I want to fucking marry this bitch and together we can thank the baby fucking Jesus.
J-Roc has informed me that he does not approve of her new, shorter haircut, but that really doesn’t subtract anything from her overall appeal. I mean shit yo, she’s motherfucking hot! It’s a bit concerting that she’s playing a cop, especially one who ostensibly hates pot. I just have to wonder if she puffs mad bowls after she gets done taping Dexter, going “rofl I play a cop on TV.” Probably not, but I can dream, can’t I?
Hey Jennifer Carpenter, next time you’re in the general Boulder area I’ll totally puff bowls with you. Continue reading ‘Bitch of the Day: Jennifer Carpenter’
and back on the air… she appears to be wearing briefs and licking a razor, ostensibly used to shave her armpits. Hooottttt….
That is all…
I was first introduced to this bitch as the latest hot Joss Whedon-vetted slut on his short-lived show Firefly. She played a hedonistic assassin named Saffron who enjoyed using her sexuality as a weapon against both men and women alike. Unfortunately she met her match against the ship’s resident whore Inara.
Now she plays a secretary named Joan on the AMC series Mad Men. She’s sleeping her way to the top and continuing to vicariously exploit the redhead fetish in the roles that she plays. Her character has basically been handed a country-raised prude to shape in her own image. She proceeds to thorougly corrupt the prude and train her in the art of seducing the men in power who surround her in order to get her way.
Yeah, uhh, check out that hair. Pretty fucking crazy. The boss in Mad Men described her lips as “a dollop of strawberry jam in a glass of sweet creamy mik.” Jesus…
Alex here, I thought I’d spit at you my list of the to 10 hottest bitches of all time:
10 – Bea Arthur
Pretty much the only pop music I follow anymore is weird novelty songs that have entertaining videos on youtube. “Soccer Practice” by Gay Pimp, “What What (in the Butt) by Samwell and “Thou Shalt Always Kill” by Scroobius Pip come immediately to mind. The latest of these is Katy Perry’s “UR SO GAY”. It’s got hilarious lyrics, decent music and Perry herself is pretty hot, so I’m making her BotD for today as well.
It sounds like she’s learned a hard lesson about dating emo boys: they’re so gay and they don’t even like boys.
Lauren Holly: the wet dream of every teenage boy who saw Dumb and Dumber. Jim Carey thought she was so hot she married her, then divorced her a year later. I can’t really speak to how she looks right now, so enjoy some vintage imagery above.
Lately I’ve been watching her on Picket Fences, an early ’90s police / medical / courtroom / political / everything and the kitchen sink drama where she played a spunky little cop named Maxine. And while her role therein is mostly serious, they aren’t above parading her around in lingerie in a wet dream sequence for the Sheriff’s son.
I’ve got to say though: Picket Fences is a quality show. The writers of nip/tuck must’ve been fans, because not only do both shows share the “news item of the day” approach to their plot lines, but some of the plots are strikingly similar. One fun little gem: midgets take offense at trying to make a young child more normal. Dubya tee eff?
Well, anyway, Jesus… Lauren Holly is hot. I’ll leave you with the open-mouth-insert-cock-here photo:
Born on November 6, 1988 in Scottsdale, Arizona. On her free time, Emma is a web developer. Think she rocks some Ruby on Rails? That would definitely get some geekcock hard. She’s the superhot chick in Superbad, the freaking hilarious movie that recently made it’s way to DVD.
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