J-Roc is a horrible graphic designer and he keeps making terrible looking shirt designs for Rowtow, here’s the latest:
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Illinois Central R.R., freight cars in South Water Street freight terminal, Chicago, Ill. (LOC), originally uploaded by The Library of Congress.
What a beautiful photo. If I ever own a bar, a big print of this is going over the bar.
You can snag a high res tiff from the library of congress here. It’s 7829×6081pixels, making it high rez enough to print posters and shit. Best of all it’s public domain for US citizens, since it’s a government document!
So yeah, Kreig flipped out and attacked Alex with a rocks glass at Satire. Ironic, I know. Anyway he’s now in the hoosgow until further notice. Buy a shirt if you want (he doesn’t get any of the money).
I’m shocked and dismayed at you goddamn republicans, you tried to turn my girls with glasses fetish into something dirty and wrong.
What’s next, my Mrs. Robinson fetish?
OH, SHIT.
SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU.
(that said, I’d still hatefuck Sarah Palin. Anal only, though.)
A very good warning in the case of Bascule.
The coolest Scientologist ever! The man made some very memorable music in the 70s, winning an Oscar for his theme to the movie Shaft and went on to act in his own awesome blaxploitation movie, Truck Turner! His first two albums, Hot Buttered Soul and Black Moses are both excellent records that anyone who has more than a passing interest in 70s soul and funk should own. He was awesome as the Duke of New York in John Carpenter’s Escape from New York. His version of “Walk on By” is one of the funkiest songs ever. The man accomplished a lot in his life.
Oh and he was on some poorly animated cartoon for a while. I think he played a chef.
Freak out to the trailer for Truck Turner:
And treat your ears to “Walk on By”:
Only in the South would you get a news story like this: Local Retard calls 911 because he got the wrong sandwich. This just boggles my mind how an adult could be this stupid, this shit’s like when you’re a little kid and some prick who’s dad’s a cop tells you that if you’re not nice to him, he’ll have his dad arrest your dad. (to which you reply that your mom’s a real estate agent and if he does that she’ll sell his house but I digress)
It’s like that little douchefag grew up and never got a fucking clue and thinks getting the wrong FIVE DOLLAH FOOTLONG is a high crime.
probably watchin’ an ER dvd
Doubt we’ll ever make ‘em but what do you think:
For when you just have to throw a pint glass at a friend.
Here’s the latest scoop on alex’s adventures in failing:
Alex hates Kreig. Kreig hates Alex. So you’d think inviting the two of them to breakfast at Dougherty’s would be an idea that most people would reject outright.
Sadly not.
Any how, Alex got pissed at Kreig, got into some manner of fisticuffs with him, which went unnoticed by bar security, then 5 minutes later chucked a pint glass of water at Kreig, missing him but beaning Cy on the noggin. Luckily for all involved, but especially Cy, the glass did not shatter and Cy was just left with a sore jaw.
Alex and Kreig were then both 86′d permanently from the establishment, with Alex returning 10 minutes later wearing a “disguise” of a new shirt and sunglasses, claiming he needed to find his cellphone. He was then forcibly removed from the bar by the owner/cook/bouncer, who threatened to beat him up.
All in all a sucessful day for Alex.
indeed.
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