Author Archive for J-Roc

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OH SHIT SON!!!! THE NEXT SUMMER JAM OF 2010!!!

California Gurls rules but… this is SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS!!!!

lindsay lohan gets 90 days in the klink for being a tard and cries like a baby

“you can’t do this to me, i’m famous… and i used to be rich!”

Code Brown!

Code Brown!, originally uploaded by gipmetro.

Denver Gay Pridefest Rundown 2010!



Denver Swim Club, originally uploaded by jessek.

We sent our homeboy J-Roc down to the Denver Gay Pride Parade this weekend to document the event. He came back with some serious ballah shots.

Here’s a link to his fluidr slideshow.

Rowtow Presents: the best thing about the world cup

SOC-SOC-SOCCER PRACTICE

Summer Jam of 2010 Continued

WE’RE UNDENIABLE

FINE, FRESH, FIERCE

WE GOT IT ON LOCK

SERIOUSLY CALIFORNIA GURLS

IS THE SUMMER JAM OF 2010!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Presenting Rowtow.com’s Summer Jam of 2010

RIP Dennis Hopper

you forever changed my opinion on heineken. also you were completely rowtow.

RIP RONNIE JAMES DIO

The diminutive Prince of Darkness headed down the Strange Highways after a bout with stomach cancer. First Frank Frazetta, now Dio, it’s a bad week for headbangers.

Dio!

Awesome St. Bernard Barrel Collar for Your Dog, Fool!

Back when I had a dog I wanted nothing more than for him to rock one of those old school barrel collars that St. Bernards in cartoons wore. Traditionally they were filled with brandy, so lost mountaineers could get loaded while waiting for rescue. These fools will sell you one for $50. Seems like a small price to pay for having the most popular dog ever.

Presenting: The Cy Song

South Park: A Kreig Berry Moment

Internet LED Sign

InternetLEDSign.com Hit it up fools!

The Color of Television: An Odyssey of Detroit Techno, Italo Disco and Beyond

Suggested consumption before consuming this mixtape: Neuromancer by William Gibson, Futureshock and The Third Wave by Alvin Toffler, Omni Magazine, Escape from New York, Blade Runner. Break out the parachute pants, fingerless gloves and mirrorshade Ray-Ban aviators, it’s time for a trip back in time to the future the 80s promised but never delivered. A heady mix of Detroit Techno, Italo Disco and some more modern stuff.

  1. Dopplereffekt – Hyperellyptic Surfaces
  2. Clock DVA – The Hacker
  3. Crystal Castles – Knights
  4. M|A|R|R|S – Pump up the Volume
  5. Shit Robot – Chasm
  6. The Juan McClean – Give Me Every Little Thing
  7. Delia Gonzalez – Rise
  8. Model 500 – Vessels in Distress
  9. Crystal Castles – 1991
  10. Cyber People – Void Vision (Radio Version)
  11. K.S. Experience – Electronic Dance
  12. 808 State – Bond
  13. Model 500 – No UFOs
  14. Giorgio Moroder – Chase
  15. Cybotron – Alleys of Your Mind
  16. Dopplereffekt – Sterilzation
  17. Ladytron – Evil
  18. Cybotron – Clear

Download. 101 megabytes, 75 minutes. Might take a while on your Commodore 64. Midi version not coming anytime soon.

Jewish Christmas Mixtape (Xmas Songs by Jews)

What better way to celebrate the birth of the King of the Jews than listening to a mixtape of Hebrews performing Christmas classics? Perfect for listening to while you prepare your seasonal decorations of coopted pagan symbols.  Remember, don’t forget the true reason for the season: the birth of Santa.

Tracklist:

  1. Phil Spector – Silent Night/A Christmas Message
  2. Mel Torme – The Christmas Song (Michael Kessler Open Fire Mix)
  3. Beastie Boys – Country Mike’s Country Christmas
  4. Kenny G – We Three Kings/Carol of the Bells
  5. Amy Winehouse – I Saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus
  6. Bob Dylan – I’ll Be Home for Christmas
  7. Neil Diamond – Happy Christmas (War is Over)
  8. Simon & Garfunkle – Silent Night

Download. 27 megabytes, 19 and a half minutes.

(War is Over, if you want it)