yeah, well, bascule’s PS3 stopped working.
We can only blame Alex.
Bascule has already thrown a pillow at the couch and said bummer, the univeral hippie expression of dismay.
Author Archive for J-Roc
To: The Girl on the Vespa that hit my car on Folsom Street in Boulder, CO this past Saturday.
RE: My Car
Hi,
I just wanted you to know that my car is fine, it only has a minor scratch from you hitting it with the handlebar of your Vespa/Vespa-like scooter.
In the future, you might want to stop and apologize instead of driving off. I’m not an angry person by nature, but there are some mentally unbalanced fools who’d run you off the road for doing that.
All the best,
J-Roc
America has elected its first black president. Congratulations, and FUCK YOU JOHN MCCAIN.
Fairweather Fan Alex Springer has jumped ship from the Red Sox to the Rays just in time to infect them with failure and cost them their first world series.
Congratulations to the Phillies on winning their first series since 1980.
He’s hopped on the Rays bandwagon, much like he did the Red Sox when the whole “reverse the curse” meme was blowin’ up. I’m sure he’ll be supporting a new team next year after the rays bite the big one.
The Rays Gay It Up After Winning the ALCS!
If Super Failure was AIDS, Alex would be Patient Zero. His failing has gotten so bad that it’s spread like cancer to his favorite baseball team, the Boston Red Sox, who just lost the ALCS to the fuckin’ Tampa Bay Rays. A FUCKING EXPANSION TEAM.
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He’s on his way to a job interview.
Guy rocks fuckin’ MOONINITE bling:
Note: this girl only exists in your masturbation fantasies.
Alex has decided that Trailer Park Life is for him.
Note: This is what alex will be fuckin' soon
J-Roc is a horrible graphic designer and he keeps making terrible looking shirt designs for Rowtow, here’s the latest:
Illinois Central R.R., freight cars in South Water Street freight terminal, Chicago, Ill. (LOC), originally uploaded by The Library of Congress.
What a beautiful photo. If I ever own a bar, a big print of this is going over the bar.
You can snag a high res tiff from the library of congress here. It’s 7829×6081pixels, making it high rez enough to print posters and shit. Best of all it’s public domain for US citizens, since it’s a government document!
So yeah, Kreig flipped out and attacked Alex with a rocks glass at Satire. Ironic, I know. Anyway he’s now in the hoosgow until further notice. Buy a shirt if you want (he doesn’t get any of the money).
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