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Breaking News: Hitler Found in Local Brothel

Hitler at local brothel

Source: Associated Puss

DENVER - The Fuhrer was reportedly spotted münchen box late Monday.  Pubes.  gah  funny picture though.  AUTOBAHN

A Little Chuckle at the Expense of Others

Baseball

pass out

bike

Retarded Policeman Episode 5 - The one You’ve Been Waiting For

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Statue Erected Honoring the Time Honored Tradition of “Fishing”

Since Cy was elected to the local city council, public funds have been used for some fun stuff.

Beloved Leader Kim Jong-Il Addresses You From RowTow Krib

Beloved Leader

The Chosen Leader would like to remind you to have a Happy Fun New Year and be sure to honor and practice The Juche Idea constantly.

 Oh…and pick up a pack of super fun happy luck smokes for him on the way back from Wendy’s.

Hot Chick in Tight Panties…

Oh man…gotta kick back with a cold beer and get a load of this.

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Game of the Century Hits Holiday Market with Vengeance!

Don’t miss out.

Super Monkey Poop Fight 2

From the makers of America’s #1 video game, Super Monkey Poop Fight, comes Super Monkey Poop Fight 2!  Look no further for that special gift for your mom.  Click here to get it.  If you’re worried about any possible system requirements issues, please check out the latest release notes and developer updates

According to a ‘RowTow Exclusive’ interview with Super Monkey Poop Fight 2 engineers, some of the updates game fans can anticipate include:

  • Flaming poop (long overdue)
  • One additional level with tribe guys
  • When hit with poop from below, monkeys will now “perform spinning deaths”

Yum Kum Now at Kum Den!

Kum Den Sign

Here’s the Kum Den in Melbourne.  There are many restaurants around China Town here where, if you’ve been drinking heavily, you can get much pleasure from the names of these places.  I took this picture early in the a.m. and the folks around me stood there wondering why I was laughing at a sign for several minutes.  In fact you can read a review
“The atmosphere is appropriate for the circumstances.  Be prepared to experiment.” 
Just down the road is the Kun Ming restaurant, along with many more happy good fun time signs.  May be covers for more interesting entertainment?

Gloid of the Day

Gloid

Damn - no real story to go with this one. Just had to share. Maybe “Gloid of the Day” or something. This is Corky - Defender of the Universe. Evildoers beware. He’ll piss you off with unintelligible dialogue, then wap you in the ankles with his nunchuks.