Author Archive for cy

RowTow’s OracleGD off to Europe

And he needs cash, yo.

OGD versus Bearmace from row two on Vimeo.

Donate, and he promises to go to jail at least once during his stay there: http://greendiamond.dsskcorp.com/

Don’t fuck with my daughter

I’m fucking serious, bitches.

Barnecut seeks weirdness in Australia part 2

Be sure to follow his blog at http://thelongestfriday.com/, fools.

Barnecut seeks it weirdly in Australia for RowTow

Barnecut sends RowTow his love by seeking it weirdly from the middle of the desert somewhere in Australia.

Be sure to follow his blog at http://thelongestfriday.com/

Holy balls this is funny

Most boring potential threesome ever, right?

Musical Farts

Dark Side of The Moon arranged for Nintendo NES

WTF Vanilla Ice lolz

Cocaine is awesome

Is it not?

Bitch of The Day – Rebecca Atkinson


I’ve been peeping this British comedy/drama called Shameless. The show is hella rowtow and you should check it out. It kind of represents my view of how a household should be. Note: kind of. Anyways, this ooooberhot chick actress is in it, who plays this awesome slutty chick named Karen Maguire that’s always deliberately showing off her goods. Her name is Rebecca Atkinson and she’s a Cancer from Manchester, born in 1983. Here’s an EXCELLENT example of what a great actor she is. Enjoy it!


BONUS! Tits.

LOVE the accent.
Also, dongs.

Blacky Betty and Epic Beard Man

Call the ambalamps

The Day The Music Died

51 years ago today would be the day the music died folks. RIP Ritchie Valens, Buddy Holly and The Big Bopper.

I love this track, full on Gummo style, yo:

And of course The Big Bopper up in this bitch:

6 minutes of Japanese Arnold Schwarzenegger commercials!

Bitch of The Day: Betty White

Betty Marion White was born in Oak Park, Illinois on January 17, 1922.  An American actor and comedian probably known best for her television roles of Sue Ann Nivens on The Mary Tyler Moore Show and Rose Nylund on The Golden Girls.  She’s super gorgeous and thinks Sarah Palin is a crazy bitch.

I couldn’t find any freaking nipple slips or upskirts :( Couple bonus photos though. Don’t tug too hard.

Happy birthday Canned Brewski!

Be sure to crack open a cold one on Jan. 24, the day canned beer celebrates its 75th birthday.

Full article here.