Monthly Archive for November, 2011

Retarded Daft Punk Tattoos

Not even bass music, but surprisingly Daft Punks fans are idiots too, think that's his masturbation arm?


Lately, we’ve been ridiculing dubstepper and junglist idiots for their idiotic body art, but we realized that there’s a whole other category of tard: Daft Punk fans!

Like this genius who spent $$$ to get Daft Punk scarred into his back:

OUCH! more tards after the jump.
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Faggoty Ann: Where the fuck are you?

Years ago we discovered on myspace a talented, local musician named Faggoty Ann. We totally thought he could be the next Butthole Surfers, Meatmen or Anal Cunt but the fool straight up disapeared. Anyone know where he is? Did he die of Super AIDS/crack cocaine overdose? Is he married and lives in the suburbs? Hit us the fuck up in the comments

How has this video not gone viral? Outback Saloon Dingo

This fool knows how to get the fuck down, let loose a little bit every now and then and straight the fuck up party.

The Top 10 Metal Bands with Unintentionally Gay Names

Despite, or maybe because of, being such a macho genre of music, metal seems to attract bands with names that sound quite homoerotic, here’s a list of our top 10:

1, Sodom

Yeah, I know, Biblical reference, gotcha. Not bad thrash metal, I just can’t help but think about the popular associations of the name.

2, Job for a Cowboy

This band is like some screamo-deathmetal garbage, they come across as less manly than Faster Pussycat.
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Incredibly stupid bass music tattoos, volume 2!

wow, I thought our last post on retarded bass music tattoos was the worst, but the idiots keep coming out of the woodwork, rockin’ regrettable ink of their favorite Dubstep, Electro and Drum & Bass artists!

and god gave man dubstep tattoo

Depeche Mode was right: God's got a sick sense of humor.

Junglist gasmask

I guess the gas mask is because so much paint huffing went into this tattoo idea?”]

More after the jump
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At least cops don’t roll with Bear Mace

The blogosphere is all agog this weekend over some students at UC Davis getting peppersprayed, while that seems extreme, at least it wasn’t BEAR MACE. Here’s our homey OGD versus some BEAR MACE:

OGD versus Bearmace from row two on Vimeo.

Bear Mace, for those of you who don’t get sprayed with it for fun, is like mace on steroids. It’s made to defend yourself from angry grizzlies which are a hell of a lot tougher than than your typical crackhead. Be glad that cops aren’t rolling with Bear Mace… yet, kids!

Fuck your Honda Civic.

Rubberbandits – Horse Outside

New Rowtow song: “I Can’t Stop Farting” by the Queers

A band with a novelty gay joke name recorded a punk song about unstoppable flatulence? What else can you say but “Rowtow as fuck”?

Jenkem Lab renders apartment uninhabitable

No longer the drug of choice for po azz shortiez in Africa, jenkem has arrived in the US of A! Some fool was cooking it up in his apartment and there was an accident, now four mothafuckaz need new homes.

Vice: Krokodil Tears

Those rowtow-as-fuck fools at Vice went and shot a whole documentary on Krokodil, the synthetic opiate that’s sweeping Russia like Beatlemania. It’s 4 parts that are way worth watching.

Should the next Rowtow Trip be to Bangkok?

Ibiza has been slain, Goa or Ilos may be next. Allow me to present an alternative.

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Completely Retarded Bass Music Tattoos

What type of idiot gets a Drum & Bass/Dubstep tattoo?

hmm. I guess I just answered my question! more after the jump.

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