Years ago we discovered on myspace a talented, local musician named Faggoty Ann. We totally thought he could be the next Butthole Surfers, Meatmen or Anal Cunt but the fool straight up disapeared. Anyone know where he is? Did he die of Super AIDS/crack cocaine overdose? Is he married and lives in the suburbs? Hit us the fuck up in the comments
Bear Mace, for those of you who don’t get sprayed with it for fun, is like mace on steroids. It’s made to defend yourself from angry grizzlies which are a hell of a lot tougher than than your typical crackhead. Be glad that cops aren’t rolling with Bear Mace… yet, kids!
No longer the drug of choice for po azz shortiez in Africa, jenkem has arrived in the US of A! Some fool was cooking it up in his apartment and there was an accident, now four mothafuckaz need new homes.