Monthly Archive for April, 2009

Bea Arthur dies at age 86, RIP

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“Beatrice Arthur, the tall, deep-voiced actress who considered herself lucky to be discovered by television executives after a long stage career that included a Tony award for the musical “Mame,” died Saturday at age 86.” Read the whole story here. Bea, you were the shit. RIP.  Everyone, please give The Dostinator your support during this time of mourning.

A top 10 alcoholism movies list that doesn’t suck ass.

So yeah, there’s this blog run by retards called listverse and they rocked a stupid as hell Top 10 Films About Alcoholics list which failed unbelievably. Obviously the fools over there don’t drink very much and watch very little movies. They probably made the list by googling for “alcoholic movies”.

We here at rowtow.com said “hey, we’re all alcoholics and we watch far too many movies, we can rock an infinitely better list than these idiots!” and so we did:

#10 – Drunken Master 1 & 2

This series of martial arts movies starring full on rowtow guy Jackie Chan are about a kung fu master who must pound booze in order to kick asses. Sounds like us, only substitute “perform daily tasks” for “kick asses”.

Drunken Master 1 – IMDBWikipediaAmazonThe Pirate Bay
Drunken Master 2 – IMDBWikipediaAmazonThe Pirate Bay

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David Lynch’s A Goofy Movie

If David Lynch directed A Goofy Movie.

Pro Tip: If You Don’t Want to Be Called a Homo, Don’t Make a Video Like This

Seriously. Stop calling him a homo, or you’ll be sorry!

FULL. ON. ROWTOW.

Ladies, he’s available

Ma’fuckin’ P I M P

Ali Larter is totally obsessed with Mr. Nut

Click the image below to peep Ali Larter’s latest obesssion, Mr. Nut.

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Yep. Isabella Rosellini… Still Crazy

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Season 2 of her “Green Porno” project, only this time it’s sealife instead of insects.

This is not really that surprising when you realize that she dated David Lynch for years.

Bolita Brown

BolitaBrownFor probably the last year or so I’ve been following a blog about a couple of guys trying to start up a new micro-brewery over in Tampa, FL — where as I am located in Orlando, FL — and the interesting adventure they’ve gone through in order to start churning out beer.  Between the City of Tampa, Hillsborough County, and numerous contractors they’ve hit just about every brick wall along the way.  In the end of it all Cigar City Brewing is finally able to brew the nectar we all love so much .  They have a great lessons learned for anyone else in the area hoping to follow in their footsteps, but most of it boils down to: have plenty of money and patience.

Cigar City has an interesting approach to all of the craft beers they create: incorporate local cultural and ingredients in all of the beers they create.  As a step further they also age some of their beers in whiskey barrels or add cedar chips to the beer while it ages.  The final product is damn good.  So far I’ve only been able to sample 2 of their beers: Maduro Oatmeal Brown Ale and Bolita Brown Double-Nut Brown Ale.  Both of these far exceeded my expectations (Redlight Redlight here in Orlando literally got the very first keg of Maduro).

There is a beer bar over here in Orlando, Redlight Redlight, that specializes in only carrying American and Belgium craft beers.  These guys have 20 beers on tap and 70 more beers in bottles.  Its a craft beer drinkers paradise.  I was hoping to sample the Maduro again, but they finished it off and switched to the Bolita Brown.  Here is what Cigar City has to say about their baby:

Bolita was a type of lottery popular with the working class citizens of the Ybor City district of Tampa. Bolita means, “little ball” but profits from the illegal (and often rigged) game were anything but little. In the 1920′s Tampa native Charlie Wall (center label donning the dapper hat) was the undisputed kingpin of the Bolita racket. Our Bolita is a Double Northern English-style brown ale that has a complex malt forward character with notes of chocolate, toffee and hints of roasted nuts in the finish. Bolita pairs well with Baklava, Big Band Music, Cool Evenings and robust cigars.

The tasting notes really do speak the truth.  The chocolate and toffee is noticable in both aroma and taste.  The roasted nuts in the finish? Yeah, theres definitely a finish of toasted nuts, but its not too strong.  This isn’t a beer you drink fast by any means drink it slow and enjoy it. If you can find this on tap somewhere I’d recommend trying it.

Lady GaGa covering Heidi Montag – Fashion

Or did Heidi get the song from GaGa? Are they friends? Does GaGa let Spencer hit it as long as he buys her eggs in the morning?