Problem: I like vampire stories, but I really hate the Anne Rice/Laurel K. Hamilton gay-porn-masquerading-as-horror-fiction with emo style whining vampire fiction that has been en vogue for the past 20 something years. At least Poppy Z. Brite admits that her fiction is just homoerotic smut, Anne Rice on the other hand must have had an alcoholics anonymous style moment of clarity that made her repent her awful fiction writing and turn to Jesus, like a serial killer on death row. Now her new books, which are all about teh Jeebus, are stocked with other literary gems like the Left Behind series, which is oddly appropriate.
Laurel K. Hamilton manages to write bad fan fiction jammed between cover art that looks like it was rejected by Harlequin for being too damned retarded, never mind the huge amounts of necrophilia and bestiality make me wonder why the Westboro Baptist Church hasn’t given up protesting soldiers’ funerals to burn her books.
Born March 10, 1984 in New York. An actress that plays the ridiculously hawt bisexual understudy of Dr. House with the nickname of “Thirteen”. There’s totally some noodie shots of her from the movie “Alpha Dog” out there.. EFF WHY EYE.
Tori finally rocked out a new album, “Abnormally Attracted to Sin”. And it owns, per usual. A taste:
Edit: Holy shit this is out of the norm for Tori – WTF? Awesome. Checked a couple of the other tracks on her new album as well, definitely different for Tori and lovin’ it!
Kreig’s nephew Quin submitted an art appreciation project at Reno public high school and this is what he chose to write about. Kreiggles now has a new favorite band. The video is definitely pretty damn RowTow. Enjoy.
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