Monthly Archive for March, 2009

AIR Action Vigorsol Ad

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Attention ladies – this winner needs a girlfriend ASAP

Just helpin’ our niggah out by posting his personal ad here.

Take it easy on the queers.

“Their dicks just go up when they see some other guys asshole.”

Drachenfest 2009 trailer

At RowTow we’re all about the Live Action Role Playing. Peep this trailer!@#!1

Dumpster diver upset, just not the trash he was looking for…

Less than an hour after my first post, I caught another homeless/bum/Failex looking for hidden treasure in the trash. This guy kind of had a nice looking coat though…not sure what he was looking for as he went away empty handed.

U CANOT SE ME CUZ I'M UNDAR THE LID!!

U CANOT SE ME CUZ I'M UNDAR THE LID!!

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Dumpster Diving for Shit in the Dumpster…

As I sit on my couch, I often see awesome bum types diggin’ through the old dumpster outside. Sometimes I think they’re just weirdos looking for used tampons and shit, but other times they are actually getting useful things out of the garbage that we all throw away. I wonder if I’ll ever see Failex out there. As a side note, if you are a bum, you shouldn’t dig in Cy’s trash because there is probably some feces in there. Here is the guy I call “Santa Clause Bum” lookin’ for some shizzy…

Up, found me a couple of sodr cans

Up, found me a couple of sodr cans

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Peaches and Miss Piggy

Miss Piggy fucks the pain away. Just for the golignator.

Punch Out for The Nintendo Wii

Man, Punch Out for the Wii is looking freaking badass.

Shane McConkey base jumps off a cliff on skis to his death

Died recently in Italy while rockin’ some extreme skiing. RIP Shane. You were the shit, son.

Vaginal sex should definitely hurt

What a freaking asshole moron. I’m sure he’s single, ladies.

Old creepy man loves him some 30 Rock

Who doesn’t, old man? <3 100% RowTow.

Jennifer Morrison of House, MD

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Born on April 12, 1979 in Chicago, Illinois. Jennifer plays the super cute Dr. Allison Cameron on House, MD. Rocks the skater girl look, hawt. OMGPICS:
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Lady GaGa

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Known for infecting minds for months at a time with horrible repetitive pop/dance music.  She’s pretty Hyphy, or at least it seems like she’s down to get stupid and go dumb. Growing up working in strip clubs, GaGa can’t stand wearing pants; so she rarely does. Hawt++; Some nip slips out there. JUST DANCE.

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Snoop Dogg Rocks the Dubstep?

SRSLY!

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Snoop’s even recorded a dubstep flavored track, “Snoop Dogg Millionaire” complete with vocals by the chick from Slumdog Millionaire.

Peep it here

Homeless fool takes over the film industry.

THE FUCKING MONKEYS IS COMIN’. EAT OUR SHIT AND SUCK OUR DICK, YOU HO ASS BITCHES.