Ladies and gentlemen… Mr. Barack Obonga:
As you can see, he’s already been innagurated (which technically means he’s not the bong-elect but that would’ve messed up my spiffy thread title)
Also note that sargon would hate this photo, not necessarily because of the subject matter, but because I used a flash. *GASP* Looks totally fine to me, though… in fact I’d say the Flash may have enhanced the shininess.

hahaha my only objection is that the table it is, is dark and almost matches the bong.