Ricky from one of RowTow’s favorite Television Shows, Trailer Park Boys describes the true meaning of Christmas.
Monthly Archive for December, 2008
Merry Xmas, Saturnalia, Solstice, Haunukah, Kwanza, Festivus, etc…
even if you’re in the drunk tank:
Dock Ellis was a MLB pitcher who achieved notoreity for pitching a no-hitter while high on 3 tabs of LSD, making him the Most Rowtow Athlete of All Time. From what I’ve seen most people have trouble tying their fucking shoes while on 1 tab of LSD, much less pitching a no-hitter. That’s some serious LSD skill right there.
So long Mr. Ellis, there’ll probably never be anyone else as bad ass as you!
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I’ve seen one hell of a lot of television series all the way through, but I’ve decided that you can all quote me on this one baring the series is watched in it’s aggregate (approximately 63 hours total). Six Feet Under is the most astounding and phenomenal television series embraced with an exceedingly profound ending. In light of finishing the series today, I’ve chosen to post about Lauren Ambrose.
An American actress born with a little Italian in her genes on February 20, 1978 in New Haven, Connecticut. She’s a trained opera singer, wife and mother. She currently resides in Stockbridge, MA. Another great notable role she’s portrayed is Denise Fleming in the high school flick Can’t Hardly Wait.
In Six Feet Under, she plays a bright, super attractive, pot smoking artist by the name of Claire Fisher. She’s the young adult in the family that’s known to experiment with drugs, loves her booze and
engages in some lesbian experiences with Mena Suvari. Claire is definitely my favorite character in the show, likely due to the fact that I can relate to her in some ways. Unfortunately, I cannot relate to her character in all ways (re: eating out Mena Suvari). It should be noted that this awesomely bad ass HBO series was created by Alan Ball, who is openly gay; which might account for some of the crazy homosexual stuff that goes down. Due to the emotionally enlightening and powerful series finale, I can’t imagine ever hearing the song Breathe Me by Sia again and not relating it to Six Feet Under.
Umm so yeah, I think I got my point across. Lauren Ambrose rules and you should watch Six Feet Under front to back. It might be noted that Alan Ball is also responsible for the currently successful HBO series True Blood along with the drama film American Beauty.
In case you’re either fucking retarded and/or have never read this website before, Zooey Deschanel and Christina Hendricks are two of the hottest women on the planet, which makes discovering that they each appeared in shitty videos from the Offspring and Everclear all the more LULZY:
Zooey in the Offspring’s “She’s Got Issues”:
Christina in Everclear’s “One Hit Wonder”:
Seriously, great female talent, terrible music. Man, I’m so glad the 90s are over, no more of this crap music and I can see Zooey in whatever movie she’s making this year and Christina as Joan on Mad Men!
So I figured I’d go with Ellen Muth today due to finding out some awesome news. Apparently there is going to be a Dead Like Me movie in our near future! The series was badass and I was ticked when it got canceled. Anyways, the movie entitled Dead Like Me: Life After Death is due out Feb 17th 2009.
Well folks, it’s offical. RowTow‘s own Barnecut has departed for his epic motorcycle journey around the world. He set off November 28′th. Here is his tentative itinerary:
DEC – South Carolina, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas, Oklahoma, Colorado, Utah, Nevada, California
JAN-Mexico, mostly Baja and Puebla
FEB-APR – Central America to Argentina
MAY – Brazil
JUNE-SEPT – Australia
OCT – Thailand/Malaysia
NOV-DEC – Nepal/India
JAN-APR – Africa
MAY-JUN – Europe/Iceland
JULY – Canada
We wish him good luck and saftey in this venture. Enjoy a pic of our homeboy in the meantime.
We here at rowtow love beer, so I really enjoyed peeping this post. You should also check it out.
Ladies and gentlemen… Mr. Barack Obonga:
As you can see, he’s already been innagurated (which technically means he’s not the bong-elect but that would’ve messed up my spiffy thread title)
Also note that sargon would hate this photo, not necessarily because of the subject matter, but because I used a flash. *GASP* Looks totally fine to me, though… in fact I’d say the Flash may have enhanced the shininess.
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