Fairweather Fan Alex Springer has jumped ship from the Red Sox to the Rays just in time to infect them with failure and cost them their first world series.
Congratulations to the Phillies on winning their first series since 1980.

He’s hopped on the Rays bandwagon, much like he did the Red Sox when the whole “reverse the curse” meme was blowin’ up. I’m sure he’ll be supporting a new team next year after the rays bite the big one.

The Rays Gay It Up After Winning the ALCS!
If Super Failure was AIDS, Alex would be Patient Zero. His failing has gotten so bad that it’s spread like cancer to his favorite baseball team, the Boston Red Sox, who just lost the ALCS to the fuckin’ Tampa Bay Rays. A FUCKING EXPANSION TEAM.
and back on the air… she appears to be wearing briefs and licking a razor, ostensibly used to shave her armpits. Hooottttt….

That is all…

He’s on his way to a job interview.
Guy rocks fuckin’ MOONINITE bling:


Note: this girl only exists in your masturbation fantasies.
Alex has decided that Trailer Park Life is for him.

Note: This is what alex will be fuckin' soon