RowTow 2.0

I was first introduced to this bitch as the latest hot Joss Whedon-vetted slut on his short-lived show Firefly.  She played a hedonistic assassin named Saffron who enjoyed using her sexuality as a weapon against both men and women alike.  Unfortunately she met her match against the ship’s resident whore Inara.

Now she plays a secretary named Joan on the AMC series Mad Men.  She’s sleeping her way to the top and continuing to vicariously exploit the redhead fetish in the roles that she plays.  Her character has basically been handed a country-raised prude to shape in her own image.  She proceeds to thorougly corrupt the prude and train her in the art of seducing the men in power who surround her in order to get her way.

Yeah, uhh, check out that hair.  Pretty fucking crazy.  The boss in Mad Men described her lips as “a dollop of strawberry jam in a glass of sweet creamy mik.”  Jesus…