RowTow 2.0

Only in the South would you get a news story like this: Local Retard calls 911 because he got the wrong sandwich. This just boggles my mind how an adult could be this stupid, this shit’s like when you’re a little kid and some prick who’s dad’s a cop tells you that if you’re not nice to him, he’ll have his dad arrest your dad. (to which you reply that your mom’s a real estate agent and if he does that she’ll sell his house but I digress)

It’s like that little douchefag grew up and never got a fucking clue and thinks getting the wrong FIVE DOLLAH FOOTLONG is a high crime.