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It is with a heavy heart that I report on the passing of George Carlin. He was 71 and died of an apparent heart attack.
He will be greatly missed by all of us here at rowtow.com
All you need to know about the man’s brilliance is contained in this video:
Last year we ran a Top 10 Coolest Homosexuals of All Time list, which was probably one of our best lists ever, so in honor of Pride Fest this weekend, I’m reprinting it, with some addendum to bring it to a Top 15:
Honorable Mentions: Erasure, the Pet Shop Boys, Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Liberace, The Village People, Leonard Da Vinci, Michelangelo, Robert Rauschenberg, Jasper Johns, Jean Cocteau, Tennesse Williams, Yukio Mishima, Harvey Milk, Rock Hudson, Perez Hilton, Alan Ginsburg, Truman Capote, Scott Thompson,
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look at Mr. Nutt, he’s not a girl:
Should be lulz, the parade’s on Sunday!
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At rowtow.com we’re a pretty open minded, difficult to shock group of people, but there’s one area where we draw the line and say “no, none shall pass”: OLD PEOPLE HAVING SEX.
According to this week’s Time magazine, Japan is now experiencing a boom in porn featuring senior citizen couples. While the logistics of old people having sex on the camera BOGGLES THE MIND, the fact that the Japanese are opting to watch grandma and grandpa get their freak on in lieu of typical japanese pornography, read: tentactle rape, is just disturbing on so many new levels.
In reaction to his violent night of muggings and beatdowns, Clarence has shaved his head. While he probably had this in mind:
He actually came out looking more like this:
Genuine photos of Clarence’s adventure into hairstyles to come soon!
The following is a sordid story of alcoholism, mental health problems, Five Points, a trip to the drunk tank, violence, synthesizer based music, a hippie concert venue, madness, dreadlocks, pain and wonder.
I have long suspected that black cops don’t like the word “nigger” being used by a white person, but that was just a theory. Now it’s been tested empirically by rowtow.com associate, Alex.
Continue reading ‘Gangsta Shit Happens Every Day In Five Points!’
This cat knows how to live fuckin’ rowtow style and some shit. I wish all other felines were 1/100th as seekin’ it as this one.
“One of the Boys” the first album by Katy Perry, featuring her smash hits “UR SO GAY” and “I Kissed a Girl”, drops this tuesday, June 17. I’m sure it’ll be on sale wherever records are sold, most likely Amazon or iTunes at the very least.
Pick it up! Katy needs all the support she can get for making quality pop music in this world of utter shit like Fallout Boy and Paramore.
Also, i dig that she rocks the Ray-Ban Wayfarers.
Being the avid Katy Perry fans that we are, check out this single - I Kissed a Girl. It’s hawt.
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DENVER - The Fuhrer was reportedly spotted münchen box late Monday. Pubes. gah funny picture though. AUTOBAHN
Peep Uffie’s info here. Peep her myspace here. Cool little interview:
If you don’t like her, fuck you.
I don’t even know what to say about this one…. Seeking a dominant female.
Hi my name is Bryan and I am a 25 year old who attended UNLV in Las Vegas. Since I have graduated, I have nothing to do for a few months so I decided to come home for the summer. I am in Chicago at least all summer, maybe longer and am looking for a dominant female who would be interested in giving me rules, punishing me, disciplining me, and bossing me around. Continue reading ‘Yet another myspace dumbass who msg’d me.’
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