Monthly Archive for May, 2008

The Most Hyphy Shit of All Time (fo’ realz)

Here at Team Rowtow, we’ve been down with The Hyphy Movement since day 1, which is it gives us no small amount of pleasure to present this video for your approval:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBPJTK1YBvs[/youtube]

Damn, Grandma knows how to get stupid, dumb and hyphy. She literally rides the yellow bus and ghost rides the whip! Looks like someone switched her arthritis pills with some ecstasy.

I wonder if she gets low as well.

Gardening on Salvia

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVllL4tNZsI[/youtube]

Summertime is here and what better way to enjoy the lovely Colorado weather than by doing a little gardening. But wait, have you tried it on SALVIA? It’s FAR OUT!

An apology to all Obama supporters

I’ve noticed a bunch of anti-Obama links in the google adsense on here which really pisses me off. I’ll have Cy look into blocking them, but as I do not have access to the adsense account, it’ll have to wait ’til he does.

In the meantime, allow me to go on the record that all of us here at Team Rowtow support Obama 100% and hope that he’ll be the next president of the United States.

Obama is the only political candidate we have seen in our lives who offers a genuine chance for progress.

Two dumb emo girls get in a fight, somewhere in Denver

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMewbnfWStQ[/youtube]

(edit: the video’s having trouble playing as an embedded video, e.g. saying it’s no longer there, that’s because of the bullshit youtube “click here if you’re over 18″ crap, so click this link to go straight to the youtube page: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMewbnfWStQ)

You might want to mute the Youtube player, because this video has THE WORST MUSIC IN THE WORLD for a soundtrack.

But seriously, my girlfriend’s sister knows one of the girls (the darker haired one) in this video, so maybe it’s just EPIC LULZ for me, but what dummies, seriously. I hope this video at least makes both of them feel embarrassed or better yet, thrown in jail, but I doubt it. This is, after all, the girl who tried to be a vegan even though she hated eating vegetables.

Also, this has to be the least sexy catfight EVER in the history of recorded video, I’d rather watch an old WWF video of the Fabulous Moolah. Leave it to emo girls to fuck up anything good.

wtf google adsense

We’re really fucking up Google’s heuristics. lulz.

Rowtow achieves victory over a bandwidth thief

THIS IS WHY YOU NEVER HOTLINK AN IMAGE OFF ROWTOW.COM:

The fool who runs this crapass blog hotlinked one of our images:

after the jump to see why you don’t do that. (uh yeah NSFW, dumbass)

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Some Crazy Bitch on the Atlanta Subway

Holy WTF. This teenage girl goes off on some old lady all nutbag style and starts… quoting…. really bad rap lyrics?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZtGz_7WI0[/youtube]

Apparently she now has a warrant out for her arrest, only in the South!

Casual Fridays Image Post

HEEEEEY it’s the best day of the work week, let’s celebrate with some ricockulous images!

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Fools in Tex-Ass dig up dead body, use corpse’s head as a bong

Seriously, I can’t make shit like this up. I was thinking “maybe this new category is a bad idea, i won’t get enough content to justify it”.

Boy was I wrong!

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/hotstories/5764886.html

Another Random pix post!

Hey NOW WHAT’s that SOUND? It’s another RANDOM PIX POST AND IT’S TOTALLY RADICAL!!!

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For our homey Alex

We’re sorry that the Rainbow Gay Power Knife is no more, but at least it lives on as this:

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Felíz Cinco de Mayo to all our (one) Mexican readers

Eat some tacos and pound down some Modelo, it’s your day!

PS, did you know that Morrissey has a huge Mexican following? Not too bad for an English maricon!

Team Rowtow Discovers a New Hobby!

As you probably know there’s this stupid hobby called “geocaching” that involves fools following a GPS to a “cache”, usually some kind of waterproof container containing random trinkets and a logbook for people who find it to write their name and date in.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geocaching

It’s a hobby like this that is pretty much only done by “That Guy” in your office. You know the one I’m talking about, he’s a 24 year old virgin who wears hiking boots every day, just in case a mountain springs up in the middle of the server room. The only jacket you’ve ever seen on him is one of those performance outdoor jackets made by northface, patagonia, marmot or mountain hardwear. He rides his bike to work every day of the year, no matter how cold and he never shuts up about how he spends his weekends mountain biking or crosscountry skiing.

Which is why Team Rowtow finds this new hobby so funny:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=geodumping

Fools are finding geocaches and fuckin’ SHITTING in them. OH MAN THE LULZ ARE EPIC, peep one person’s reaction:

http://forums.groundspeak.com/GC/lofiversion/index.php?t145282.html

christ on a crutch, i can’t believe they fucking cleaned some unknown fool’s poop out of a geocache! WTF. I hope they like having Hepatitis and Super AIDS.

Watch this space for an announcement for Team Rowtow’s Geodumping-palooza! coming soon

New Rowtow Topic: The South Won’t Rise Again

I hereby inaugurate a new rowtow topic of LULZ: The South Won’t Rise Again.

It’ll track current news stories of all the EPIC LULZ that happen South of the Mason-Dixon line.

Starting with these lovelies:

Teacher fired for performing magic trick in Flori-DUH:

He was fired for practicing “wizardy”. Stupid fucking inbred christians.

also peep this wtf from our adsense:

How is moving to Flori-DUH gonna make me quit drugs? If anything I’ll start doing crack because Florida sucks so badly.