Here at Team Rowtow, we’ve been down with The Hyphy Movement since day 1, which is it gives us no small amount of pleasure to present this video for your approval:
Damn, Grandma knows how to get stupid, dumb and hyphy. She literally rides the yellow bus and ghost rides the whip! Looks like someone switched her arthritis pills with some ecstasy.
I wonder if she gets low as well.
Summertime is here and what better way to enjoy the lovely Colorado weather than by doing a little gardening. But wait, have you tried it on SALVIA? It’s FAR OUT!
I’ve noticed a bunch of anti-Obama links in the google adsense on here which really pisses me off. I’ll have Cy look into blocking them, but as I do not have access to the adsense account, it’ll have to wait ’til he does.
In the meantime, allow me to go on the record that all of us here at Team Rowtow support Obama 100% and hope that he’ll be the next president of the United States.
Obama is the only political candidate we have seen in our lives who offers a genuine chance for progress.
(edit: the video’s having trouble playing as an embedded video, e.g. saying it’s no longer there, that’s because of the bullshit youtube “click here if you’re over 18″ crap, so click this link to go straight to the youtube page: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMewbnfWStQ)
You might want to mute the Youtube player, because this video has THE WORST MUSIC IN THE WORLD for a soundtrack.
But seriously, my girlfriend’s sister knows one of the girls (the darker haired one) in this video, so maybe it’s just EPIC LULZ for me, but what dummies, seriously. I hope this video at least makes both of them feel embarrassed or better yet, thrown in jail, but I doubt it. This is, after all, the girl who tried to be a vegan even though she hated eating vegetables.
Also, this has to be the least sexy catfight EVER in the history of recorded video, I’d rather watch an old WWF video of the Fabulous Moolah. Leave it to emo girls to fuck up anything good.
We’re really fucking up Google’s heuristics. lulz.
THIS IS WHY YOU NEVER HOTLINK AN IMAGE OFF ROWTOW.COM:
The fool who runs this crapass blog hotlinked one of our images:
after the jump to see why you don’t do that. (uh yeah NSFW, dumbass)
Continue reading ‘Rowtow achieves victory over a bandwidth thief’
Holy WTF. This teenage girl goes off on some old lady all nutbag style and starts… quoting…. really bad rap lyrics?
Apparently she now has a warrant out for her arrest, only in the South!
HEEEEEY it’s the best day of the work week, let’s celebrate with some ricockulous images!
Continue reading ‘Casual Fridays Image Post’
Seriously, I can’t make shit like this up. I was thinking “maybe this new category is a bad idea, i won’t get enough content to justify it”.
Boy was I wrong!
Hey NOW WHAT’s that SOUND? It’s another RANDOM PIX POST AND IT’S TOTALLY RADICAL!!!
Continue reading ‘Another Random pix post!’
We’re sorry that the Rainbow Gay Power Knife is no more, but at least it lives on as this:
Continue reading ‘For our homey Alex’
Eat some tacos and pound down some Modelo, it’s your day!
PS, did you know that Morrissey has a huge Mexican following? Not too bad for an English maricon!
As you probably know there’s this stupid hobby called “geocaching” that involves fools following a GPS to a “cache”, usually some kind of waterproof container containing random trinkets and a logbook for people who find it to write their name and date in.
It’s a hobby like this that is pretty much only done by “That Guy” in your office. You know the one I’m talking about, he’s a 24 year old virgin who wears hiking boots every day, just in case a mountain springs up in the middle of the server room. The only jacket you’ve ever seen on him is one of those performance outdoor jackets made by northface, patagonia, marmot or mountain hardwear. He rides his bike to work every day of the year, no matter how cold and he never shuts up about how he spends his weekends mountain biking or crosscountry skiing.
Which is why Team Rowtow finds this new hobby so funny:
Fools are finding geocaches and fuckin’ SHITTING in them. OH MAN THE LULZ ARE EPIC, peep one person’s reaction:
christ on a crutch, i can’t believe they fucking cleaned some unknown fool’s poop out of a geocache! WTF. I hope they like having Hepatitis and Super AIDS.
Watch this space for an announcement for Team Rowtow’s Geodumping-palooza! coming soon
I hereby inaugurate a new rowtow topic of LULZ: The South Won’t Rise Again.
It’ll track current news stories of all the EPIC LULZ that happen South of the Mason-Dixon line.
Starting with these lovelies:
Teacher fired for performing magic trick in Flori-DUH:
He was fired for practicing “wizardy”. Stupid fucking inbred christians.
also peep this wtf from our adsense:
How is moving to Flori-DUH gonna make me quit drugs? If anything I’ll start doing crack because Florida sucks so badly.