Monthly Archive for April, 2008

A RowTow Tribute to Dr. Albert Hofmann

Dr. Albert HofmannI just wanted to take a minute to rave about Dr. Hofmann, LSD, and all that they have both done for us. Since there is an overwhelmingly exhaustive amount of information available on the internet about Dr. Hofmann, I simply want to point out some of the things we’d be missing out on if it weren’t for him. The quick gist is that he is responsible for the synthesis of one of the most remarkable psychoactive substances known to man; LSD-25. You can read all about Albert Hofmann and the History of LSD on Wikipedia. This is an excellent resource for all things Hofmann.

Let’s have a quick look at a few of the things we’d likely be missing in our lives without Dr. Hofmann and LSD. How about The Beatles? Every member of The Beatles experimented with LSD. I highly doubt we would have ended up with all of the lovely music from The Beatles without Dr. Hofmann’s discovery. The Rolling Stones? The Doors. All influenced by LSD.

Bill Gates of Microsoft admitted to dropping acid in an interview with Playboy in the December 8th, 1984 issue. Here’s the excerpt:

“PLAYBOY: Ever take LSD?
GATES: My errant youth ended a long time ago.
PLAYBOY: What does that mean?
GATES: That means there were things I did under the age of 25 that I ended up not doing subsequently.
PLAYBOY: One LSD story involved you staring at a table and thinking the corner was going to plunge into your eye.
GATES: [Smiles]
PLAYBOY: Ah, a glimmer of recognition.
GATES: That was on the other side of that boundary. The young mind can deal with certain kinds of gooping around that I don’t think at this age I could. I don’t think you’re as capable of handling lack of sleep or whatever challenges you throw at your body as you get older. However, I never missed a day of work.”

Ken Kesey, author of “One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest,” which was turned into a movie that ended up being one of Jack Nicholson’s best known flicks. Nicholson also wrote the 1967 movie “The Trip” aka “A Lovely Sort of Death.”

Artists Salvador Dali and Alex Grey, both influenced by LSD. Everyone knows the melting clocks painting, it’s a bad ass painting. Alex Grey has done album work for Nirvana, The Beastie Boys, and Tool to mention a few.

Steve Jobs of Apple Computer is quoted “taking LSD was one of the two or three most important things he had done in his life.” That’s right, all you fools on your nice ass Macbook Pros listening to your fancy iPods stuffed with stolen music would be listening to your Sony Discman and your PC laptop battery would be about to die. Okay, doubtful we’d be that far behind. It’d be pretty extraordinary if we still had iPods and Macbooks without one of Jobs’ two or three most important things he’s done in his life though.

Woodstock probably would have sucked.

William S. Burroughs, Hunter S. Thompson. Come on, no Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas? Weak. Which brings us to Johnny Depp, pretty sure he’s tripped some balls.

Freaking Grateful Dead, Jimi Hendrix. Are you experienced? I don’t think any of us would be quite as experienced as we are now.

The list of famous actors, writers, artists, entrepreneurs and musicians that have used LSD goes on and on. And I bet there isn’t a single one of them that would take those experiences back. I just don’t see how any of this could be exactly the same as it is today without him.

Stop by maps.org and support what they are doing with LSD and Psilocybin research. I think there is a lot of potential in the vast unexplored world of these chemicals.

Erowid.org has been so kind to provide a worthy home for all of Dr. Hofmann’s original references available here. Check out the photos.

What’s the 25 in LSD-25? Direct quote from Hofmann in his book entitled “LSD, My Problem Child” - “In 1938, I produced the twenty fifth substance in a series of lysergic acid derivatives: lysergic acid diethylamide, abbreviated LSD-25 … for laboratory usage.” On April 19th, 1943 he decided to revisit his research on a hunch and busted out a 250 microgram dosage orally and successfully rocked the first LSD trip in history. Also known as “Bicycle Day.”

Without Dr. Hofmann, music would suck, computers would suck, books would suck, and religion would suck worse than it does already.

The next time you score a vial of LSD, pour some out for our homie Dr. Hofmann (lol bascule). Hofmann, you were the shit, son.

Telegraph.co.uk Obituary. 102nd Birthday RowTow post.

Dr. Albert Hofmann

“The Father of LSD”

Born: January 11th, 1906. Died: April 29th, 2008.

Mattel to Market Colorado Barbies (lulz it’s a joke)

My girlfriend forwarded me this today, 99.99999% of the time forwarded emails suck balls, but this one will make you smile if you’re from Colorado:

Barbie Dolls for the Denver and surrounding market areas:

“Aurora Barbie”
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.

Continue reading ‘Mattel to Market Colorado Barbies (lulz it’s a joke)’

Our homey Kreig’s building got tagged by someone

yeah, if you’ve got infos and shit, let us or the Denver Police Department know.

WTF does “Creatures Clubs” mean? Is it some gang of furrries?

The Daily What-the-Christ? Image Post

See the problem is that normal people just need to realize that homosexuals are pretty ordina- WTF IS THIS SHIT?!!! nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure!

This is Kreig in 10 years.

What’s the point of having 20 wives if they all look fugly and dress like it’s 1870?

Vote, fools!

Kelsey Faludy is currently in first place. If she wins, her music gets played on The Hills yo! zOMG!

VOTE HERE. You can vote up to 10 times a day.

A quick bio: “Kelsey Faludy, born in Colorado, has been playing the piano since the age of 4 and singing ever since she could speak. At 5 she began singing for her church, and started in community theater at 7. She worked with 4 different vocal coaches and in July of ‘03 she entered the Junior US Championships of the Performing Arts in L.A., competing in a wide spectrum of categories from musical theater to pop. She earned 1 bronze medal and 5 silver medals in singing, and a gold medal for acting.

Throughout the next few years sang at cancer benefits. Then, in 2004 she was cast in the film “Ichabod! The Legend of Sleepy Hollow”. The following summer she moved to Ohio. The move inspired her interest in music composition - she began writing her own songs, both the lyrics and accompaniment. In the summer of 2006 she began recording a few of her original songs at Ante Up Audio, a studio in downtown Cleveland. The EP is completed and individual songs will be available soon for download via www.kelseyfaludy.com.

Her most recent summer concerts were at the Winchester in Lakewood Ohio and the House of Blues in Cleveland. Kelsey is currently a freshman at the University of Dayton, where she is studying vocal performance and making every effot to keep a concert schedule.

In the meanwhile she’ll be back in studio to record one of her latest songs, the rock infused ‘Numb’.”

Whole yak penis or sheep testicles on a bed of curry, anyone?

A Beijing restaurant serves painstakingly decorated gourmet dishes for the fearless. They’re supposed to increase male potency, but women should try a bite, too: Eating penis is good for the skin, apparently.  Full story here.

Team Rowtow does Casa Bonita and Bowling

Wild West Photo, originally uploaded by jessek.

Wholesome fun was had at Casa Bonita and the bowling alley this weekend.

Peep the entire photo set here:

http://flickr.com/photos/jessek/sets/72157604762224939/

Kraftwerk is pretty cool!



Kraftwerk!, originally uploaded by jessek.

Team Rowtow saw Kraftwerk in concert in Denver last night. The guys put on an EXCELLENT show.

Beer. Great Divide’s Oak Aged Yeti Imperial Stout

So I finally got around to visiting where my friend works - Great Divide Brewery in downtown Denver. They’ve got some nice beers, and lots are big and heavy hitters (it is next to Coors Field?). It has some rice beer by the name of Samurai, which is a smooth drinker that comes in at 5%. Nice and crisp… like rice. The DPA reminds me of FCB’s “Edgar” - another easy drinker w/ smooth finish.  The Wild Raspberry Ale is much less sweet and lighter than NBB’s Frambozen - and it has a nice wheaty finish. And as a purist, they use the fruity, not some syrup. I like the Titan IPA; is drinkable but nothing to write much about.

yay beer!!

Now on to their bigger beers. The Hercules Double IPA is a nice darker IPA that packs 9.1% . Fresh Hop is a great American Pale that has a nice bo-quet (Fresh Hop wasn’t on the taps that day, maybe they only have it in bottles).

Old Ruffian Barley Wine is the first barley wine I’ve ever liked, and it weighs in at 10.2% . The normal Yeti wasn’t anything for me to rave about, because I’m not such a big porter/stout fan. I arrived at my last beer, the Oak Aged Yeti Imperial Stout, and wasn’t thinking much about it since I wasn’t really a fan of the normal Yeti. When this bitch is oaked, holy shit, it is one of the most amazing beers I had tasted in a while. It has strong flavors of coffee, chocolate, and vanilla. Creamy as fuck. I can’t comment any further of whether it had overtones of burnt apricot or essences of maudlin poverty, because my mouth had been fistfucked by hops. I kept ordering this beer, even though they are 9.5%… So try it. No idea how expensive it is in the stores, but definitely worth a buy. Think it comes in bombers. I want a case or two.

My friend put it best months ago when he tried to get me to drink the stuff - “Try this,” he says, “It’s like chocolate milk for adults.”

Emo style


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