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Lauren Holly: the wet dream of every teenage boy who saw Dumb and Dumber. Jim Carey thought she was so hot she married her, then divorced her a year later. I can’t really speak to how she looks right now, so enjoy some vintage imagery above.

Lately I’ve been watching her on Picket Fences, an early ’90s police / medical / courtroom / political / everything and the kitchen sink drama where she played a spunky little cop named Maxine. And while her role therein is mostly serious, they aren’t above parading her around in lingerie in a wet dream sequence for the Sheriff’s son.

I’ve got to say though: Picket Fences is a quality show. The writers of nip/tuck must’ve been fans, because not only do both shows share the “news item of the day” approach to their plot lines, but some of the plots are strikingly similar. One fun little gem: midgets take offense at trying to make a young child more normal. Dubya tee eff?

Well, anyway, Jesus… Lauren Holly is hot. I’ll leave you with the open-mouth-insert-cock-here photo: