Since my first one of these was so popular, here’s the Empire Strikes Back (or is it the Electric Boogaloo?) :
Permavirgins.
Everyone knows at least one or two of these fucking assholes. No, I’m not talking about the poor sadsack guys who’ve been cursed with ugly looks so bad they’ll never get laid. There’s solutions for these guys’ problem called prostitutes or binge drinking.
I’m referring to the douchebag nerds who because of a combination of self imposed “autism” and total lack of socialization in their youth have become whiny introverted losers who hate women. To these dipshits, ALL women are: crazy, materialistic, obsessed with a man’s money/looks and stupid. Their evidence? None of them have thrown themselves at these losers’ feet. They all expect women to make the first move AND to look like an Asian Natalie Portman that weighs less than 100lbs and is a computer science major with the following interests: cooking, cleaning, videogames, Babylon 5 and fellating disheveled nerds.
These fucktards are the most misogynistic people I know, their imagined slights by womankind have made them into such bitter douchebags that they make a Jugalo look like Alan Alda .
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