RowTow 2.0

Yeah, I really have no clue about this bitch. She’s Canadian, I guess? She apparently played some chick on 90210 at some point. While I’m not big on Aaron Spelling created abortions of stupidity, for some reason I wasted 4.5 hours of my life watching some fucked up Sci Fi original pile of vomit where they got monkeys on crack to write a story which is loosely allegorical to the Wizard of Oz, and this bitch played the wicked witch, while the previously featured Zooey Deschanel played Dorothy. In the time I could’ve spent watching, say, the Squid and the Whale for the first time or something, I watched this bitch instead. That was fucking stupid.

But uhh, jesus, holy fucking ridiculous eyes. The picture to the right certainly doesn’t do them justice. You might try this one: holy shit. I mean, I know there’s some lighting tricks and airbrush involved there, but fuck dude…

Looking through her IMDb resume there’s a whole lot of pretty awful looking crap, but I did find something fucking weird. One of her first credits is a TV adaptation of the classic video game Maniac Mansion. How the hell does that work?