Yeah, it’s another BotD right after someone else posts a BotD.
I guess there’s just a lot of bitches in the world. What can I say.
So Zooey Deschanel…

What can I say about her? Well, uhh, she’s fuckin’ hot…
You might remember her as Andy’s murderous psycho bitch girlfriend Kat from Weeds…
Or Anita from Almost Famous…
Let’s see, what else is there to say. Well unsurprisingly she’s named after a charcter from J.D. Salinger’s Franny and Zooey, the book everyone who read Catcher in the Rye meant to getting around to but never read.
It’s pronounced Zoo-ie. You know, like Zoo, that movie about Mr. Hands getting his colon perforated to death by getting raped up the ass by a horse.
Yeah, I’ve got nothing left to say about this bitch. Now I can’t get the image of Mr. Hands getting assraped out of my head.


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