Monthly Archive for December, 2007
Born July 26, 1973 in London, England. Probably best known for her performance as the hot nurse in the movie Pearl Harbor. Kate’s ex-boyfriend is Michael Sheen, who she has a daughter named Lily with. She’s currently married to Len Wiseman and is a dedicated smoker.
Happy Athiests Get Presents Too Day, here’s a holiday story that warmed my heart: The Junky’s Christmas by William S. Burroughs.
For you fools who crave the text version, here it is, from the short story collection Interzone, shamelessly copypasta’d from here: http://bogwebs.systime.dk/fagbank/engelsk/beatgen/junkxmas.htm
I just reformatted it to be fucking readable, e.g. NOT red text on green.
The Junky’s Christmas
By William S. Burroughs.
T’was Christmas Day and Danny the Car Wiper hit the street junksick and broke after seventy-two hours in the precinct jail. It was a clear bright day, but there was no warmth in the sun. Danny shivered with an inner cold. He turned up the collar of his worn, greasy black overcoat.
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Every year my poor eardrums are subjected to a relentless assault of shitty holiday music by Mannheim Steamroller and Kenny G every time I go to the store, so I made this list of the seven xmas related songs that I don’t hate… yet.
7. Silent Night (The 7 O’Clock News) by Simon & Garfunkle
Here’s the feel good hit of the holiday season:
This video is LULZ. Meth is the most retarded shit ever.
Yeah, I really have no clue about this bitch. She’s Canadian, I guess? She apparently played some chick on 90210 at some point. While I’m not big on Aaron Spelling created abortions of stupidity, for some reason I wasted 4.5 hours of my life watching some fucked up Sci Fi original pile of vomit where they got monkeys on crack to write a story which is loosely allegorical to the Wizard of Oz, and this bitch played the wicked witch, while the previously featured Zooey Deschanel played Dorothy. In the time I could’ve spent watching, say, the Squid and the Whale for the first time or something, I watched this bitch instead. That was fucking stupid.
But uhh, jesus, holy fucking ridiculous eyes. The picture to the right certainly doesn’t do them justice. You might try this one: holy shit. I mean, I know there’s some lighting tricks and airbrush involved there, but fuck dude…
Looking through her IMDb resume there’s a whole lot of pretty awful looking crap, but I did find something fucking weird. One of her first credits is a TV adaptation of the classic video game Maniac Mansion. How the hell does that work?
Sascha Baron Cohen has announced the deaths of his popular alter egos, Borat and Ali G, Due to the fact that you’d have to be fucking retarded to fall for a Borat prank anymore.
I got tired of the piece of shit plugin we were using forever, so i upgraded us to Viper’s Video Quicktags.
Here’s a Stevie Nicks song remixed by deep house guys, Deepdish for Cy, because he’s into gay shit like this:
Oh man…gotta kick back with a cold beer and get a load of this.
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Airs 25th of December (Christmas) on CourtTV at 11pm EST
Some of our friends from the 303 get their own TV show! Be sure to check it out and tell all of your friends. Let’s make sure the show gets some good ratings! Tiger Team is a new series in development. “When major businesses and governments need to test their security vulnerabilities, they bring in a group of security professionals with expertise in everything from hacking to kidnapping. This new series follows one such Tiger Team as they carry out their own impossible missions.” Tiger Team is set to air on Court TV Tuesday, December 25th at 11pm EST.