Monthly Archive for November, 2007

Happy Thanksgiving!

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It’s not Thanksgiving without Alice’s Restaurant:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8DtpdXZi0M

I’d have embedded it but the fag who uploaded the video to youtube disabled embedding :(

Miranda Kerr

Miranda Kerr

Born April 20, 1983 in Sydney, Australia.  She went to an all-girl Catholic High School.  This Victoria’s Secret’s model currently lives in Chelsea, New York and has a Yorkshire Terrior named Frankie.  So hawt.

Questions with Beckka: What to do when your Bitch is clingy.

So many guys have asked me what to do when their Bitch is being clingy. So what to do when you get stuck with someone who is clingy you ask? Well there are 3 main ways of doing this: The Easy/Mean way and the Hard/Nice way and the Adult Way…

Continue reading ‘Questions with Beckka: What to do when your Bitch is clingy.’

Is America suffering from Colony Collapse Disorder?

woah.

a visual essay.

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Man arrested for posession of psychoactive toad

Colorado River Toad

This is the Bufo Alvarius, also known as the “Colorado River Toad” or the “Sonoran Desert Toad”. The venom in this bad boys glands and skin contain the psychoactive tryptamines Bufotenin and 5-MeO-DMT. As far as I know, licking these toads resulting in a psychedelic experience is an urban myth. However, the active chemicals can certainly be extracted, dried and smoked. The venom from this toad is commonly used in the shamanic brewing of Ayahuasca, an ancient entheogenic plant medicine used for spiritual exploration into unknown mystical realms of consciousness. Get your own Bufo Alvarius from Bouncing Bear Botanicals. Hell, go on an Ayahuasca Healing Retreat. Here’s the ignorant article that sparked this quick post. It’s currently 100% legal to own a Bufo Alvarius Toad in the United States, so unless this guy was caught with the extracted venom, I don’t see how this case will hold up in court.

Ricockulous Mormon Cartoon

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I have no fucking clue who made this, but I bet the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints is about as big a fan of it as Tom Cruise is of South Park.

Yum Kum Now at Kum Den!

Kum Den Sign

Here’s the Kum Den in Melbourne.  There are many restaurants around China Town here where, if you’ve been drinking heavily, you can get much pleasure from the names of these places.  I took this picture early in the a.m. and the folks around me stood there wondering why I was laughing at a sign for several minutes.  In fact you can read a review
“The atmosphere is appropriate for the circumstances.  Be prepared to experiment.” 
Just down the road is the Kun Ming restaurant, along with many more happy good fun time signs.  May be covers for more interesting entertainment?

Norwegians to finally ban bestiality

animefuckingsucks.jpgWell, following in the footsteps of the state of Washington, Norway is finally making it illegal to have sexual relations with animals. While this may sound like something that only happens in America, the practice may be more widespread than previously thought:

“Every fifth veterinarian has either established or strongly suspected the sexual abuse of one of its animal patients. The extent of sexual abuse of animals is far greater than we had reason to believe at the beginning,” said Live Kleveland of the Norwegian Animal Welfare Alliance.

Rowtow.com supports only loving, consensual sexual relationships between two adult creatures in a monogamous relationship.

Read about it in Aftenposten

Also, apparently Norwegians are flocking to Denmark for its “animal bordellos”. LULZ.

Joe Rogan Views 2girls1cup.com

It seems the phenomena of 2girls1cup is really catching on, and I couldn’t be more pleased. As society becomes increasingly desensitized maybe people will get rid of their hangups and the world will be a better place……. or maybe the only way people can get it on is eating each other’s shit. Whatever, change is good!

Anyway, here’s a great video of Joe Rogan viewing 2girls1cup. Afterwards he has a little surprise for his friend (he shows him another video that’s an oldy but a goody).

Joe Rogan views 2girls1cup

Best Cities for smokers

OMG time to pick up and move if you’re a smoker. [forbes]

Basc and Cy on Mt. Corona

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Anonymous gets moar lulz

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Gloid of the Day

Gloid

Damn - no real story to go with this one. Just had to share. Maybe “Gloid of the Day” or something. This is Corky - Defender of the Universe. Evildoers beware. He’ll piss you off with unintelligible dialogue, then wap you in the ankles with his nunchuks.

Sabine Ehrenfeld

Sabine Ehrenfeld

Born November 27th, 1963 in Mannheim, Germany. This is the chick that does the overstock.com commercials, and at nearly 44 years of age she’s still smokin’ hot. Sabine is a super well-rounded, accomplished, and gorgeous mother of two. She speaks English, German, French and Italian. The divorced Miss Ehrenfeld took part in the theater production Vagina Monologues, has a private pilot’s license, and sports a much improved “O face” over Greg Pitts from the film Office Space. She also has basic tactical pistol skills, because “I thought it’d be something fun to learn.” And, as Bascule says, who doesn’t like chicks with guns? There’s some really bad, yet hilarious fake nudes of her out there on the magical intarwebs. Here’s her resume. O, and this guy is funny.

Sentenced to death for crimes they did not commit: the men who lived to tell the tale

This is a pretty quick and interesting read.  “Three men, three extraordinary stories. One spent 18 years in prison in Uganda for having murdered a neighbour later found to be alive. Another survived 34 years facing execution in Japan. The third became the 100th prisoner on death row to be found innocent and freed in the US.”  [guardian]