Questions with Beckka: What to do when your Bitch is clingy.

So many guys have asked me what to do when their Bitch is being clingy. So what to do when you get stuck with someone who is clingy you ask? Well there are 3 main ways of doing this: The Easy/Mean way and the Hard/Nice way and the Adult Way…

The Easy way is to just be straight forward with them. Something along the lines of “You are a clingy bitch and I never want to talk to you again! Don’t call me, don’t email me, don’t text me.” This also doesn’t really work if you have been dating the person and the clinginess builds. Then you have to break up with them first before using the above line of dialog.

The Hard way of getting rid of someone who is clingy is more gentle way for them. Drop little hints, some good ideas for hints:

Tell her about other girls that you have the hots for and want to bang.

Find a friend who needs to get laid, introduce the girl to them, and say “He’s perfect for you, you two should get together.”

Whenever she ask what you are doing on a certain day respond back with “I have to wash my hair!” even if you are completely bald.

Be clingy back to an obnoxious level. (Watch out though this one has a high potential to backfire.)

If all else fails, tell her you only only like boys.

The adult way of dealing with it would to be sitting them down and very directly tell them that you need more space. But often leads to them not understanding that you really don’t want them to be clingy. But face it, who really wants to do that.

When all else fails, just stop talking to or responding to her and if need be here are restraining orders for those that really just don’t get it!

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