a visual essay.
She needs a “Holiday in Cambodia”:
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So does… uh, he? it? I don’t give a fuck:
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This is what is wrong with teens these days:
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This is who will win the Presidential election in 2008:
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In the Year 3000, this will be the equivalent of Beethoven:
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This is what America would look like if the Nazis won WWII:
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My new dream in life is to introduce the crazy black dude that hulked out on the Prowler to the emo girl that is threatening to “box” me down.
but she’s a straight up G!