Monthly Archive for November, 2007

Kaitlin Olson

Kaitlin Olson

Born August 18, 1975 in Tigard, Oregon – lots of methamphetamine there.  Best known for her character as Sweet Dee (aka “The Aluminum Monster”) on one of our favorite television shows, It’s Always Sunny in PhiladelphiaKaitlin has also been in The Riches and Curb Your Enthusiasm.

450 kegs stolen from Guinness Brewery

An investigation has been launched following the theft of 450 kegs from the Guinness Brewery on Victoria Quay in Dublin. [RTE News]

Update: The stolen trailer has since been found at Slane Hill in County Meath.  It was empty.  [bbc news]

Game of the Century Hits Holiday Market with Vengeance!

Don’t miss out.

Super Monkey Poop Fight 2

From the makers of America’s #1 video game, Super Monkey Poop Fight, comes Super Monkey Poop Fight 2!  Look no further for that special gift for your mom.  Click here to get it.  If you’re worried about any possible system requirements issues, please check out the latest release notes and developer updates

According to a ‘RowTow Exclusive’ interview with Super Monkey Poop Fight 2 engineers, some of the updates game fans can anticipate include:

  • Flaming poop (long overdue)
  • One additional level with tribe guys
  • When hit with poop from below, monkeys will now “perform spinning deaths”

Happy Holidays!

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Prostitute auctions sex for charity

I just had to post it. There is no real way to intro this news story so here it is…
SANTIAGO (Reuters) – A Chilean prostitute has auctioned 27 hours of sex to raise money for the country’s largest charity during an annual fund-raising campaign.

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PCP WILL FUCK YOU UP!!!

I’ve been LULZ’ing at this for about an hour now… naked fool punches a hole in a fence, then tries to climb through.

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MoveOn.Org Just crashed facebook.

While I dont know if I believe what moveon.org just emailed me. I’m guessing it has something to do with the facebook toolbar add-on. But basically they are saying facebook tells all your friends what you are buying, read the email in the details.

Update: well facebook is back up, but it had connection problems right after the email was sent. Continue reading ‘MoveOn.Org Just crashed facebook.’

Warp Core Breach what is it you might ask?

Warp Core Breach what is it you might ask? Well for some people the first thing that comes to mind when you say ‘Warp Core Breach’ is the fictional universe known as Star Trek.

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Chat with rowtow!

If you’re a fucking nerd like us, you’re on IRC 24/7.

We now have an official channel on EFNet: #rowtow

Connect to whatever EFNet host you use, I reccomend irc.prison.net and come join us!

I’m gonna have cgi-irc setup on this website soon, for all you non-nerds.

Carla Gallo

Carla Gallo

Born June 24th, 1975 in Brooklyn, New York.  She’s pretty hot, but mainly I’m posting this because she was the chick in Superbad that likes to use other peoples pants as tampons.  lulz  [imdb]

0wned

Fucking owned

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Miranda July

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Here’s her biography off of her website:

Miranda July is a filmmaker, performing artist and writer. She grew up in Berkeley, California where she began her career by writing plays and staging them at an all-ages club. July’s videos, performances, and web-based projects have been presented at sites such as the Museum of Modern Art, the Guggenheim Museum and in the 2002 and 2004 Whitney Biennials. Her collection of stories, No One Belongs Here More Than You, was published in 2007 and won the Frank O’Connor International Short Story Award. Her fiction has been printed in The Paris Review, Harper’s, and The New Yorker. In 2002 July created the participatory website, learningtoloveyoumore, with artist Harrell Fletcher, and a companion book will be published by Prestel this fall. She wrote, directed and starred in her first feature-length film, Me and You and Everyone We Know (2005), which won a special jury prize at the Sundance Film Festival and four prizes at the Cannes Film Festival, including the Camera d’Or. July recently debuted a new performance at The Kitchen (NY), and is currently working on her second movie. She lives in Los Angeles.

She also directed Team Rowtow’s new favorite movie, Me and You and Everyone We Know, which is (in)famous for this scene:

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An uplifting story of humanity

Editor’s Note: This is the first in hopefully an ogoing series of creative writing in the areas of both fiction and non-fiction published by Rowtow.com.

This story is not mine.

It was told to me by a friend who, due to circumstances beyond his control, found himself jobless and living in downtown Fort Collins, Colorado one icy winter. Needing to quickly get a job to pay the rent at his hovel of a studio apartment, my amigo took the first job he could find: an overnight register jocky gig at The Book Ranch, Fort Collins’ own 24 hour “adult book store”. Which, despite it’s nom de plume, did not sell books at all. It did however sell a lot of magazines, dvds, vhs, “novelties” and various quasi legal drug substitutes like herbal ecstasy and whippets. What really made the Book Ranch special, though, was its “adult video arcade”.

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Christian Conservatives More Obsessed with Gay Sex than rowtow.com

Here’s a handy little breakdown on the top articles on both Wikipedia and Conservapedia. This matrix could use entries from Encyclopedia Dramatica and Wookiepedia as well, but you can’t always get what you want.

As you can see, almost all of conservapedia’s articles are related to gay sex.

Denver named drunkest by Men’s Health

” Denver, Colorado, has been named as the most “Dangerously Drunk City” in America by the fitness experts at Men’s Health (who probably don’t even drink because they’re more concerned about six packs of ABDOMINALS). Rankings were based on DWI arrests, alcohol-related traffic deaths, and alcohol-related liver disease fatality rates.”  [radaronline]