Monthly Archive for October, 2007

Westboro Baptist Church: Hit With $10.9M in Damages

The Westboro Baptist Church, AKA the fucking douchebags who protest the funerals of soldiers killed in Iraq, along with the funerals of homosexals, AIDS victims, Jerry Falwell and others, have been slapped with $10.9 MILLION in damages stemming from a lawsuit filed by the family of a marine who’s funeral they protested.

It’s sounding like it’s the end for the “real world GNAA“:

Defense attorney Jonathan Katz urged jurors not to award punitive damages because the $2.9 million in compensatory damages was already three times the defendants’ net worth.

“It’s enough already to bankrupt them and financially destroy them,” Katz said.

I say good riddance to bad garbage, despite how us at Rowtow.com may use terms like “gay” and “fag” in jest, we are 100% in support of gay rights and condemn the actions of the WBC. Also, what the fuck is up with the WBC hiring a Jewish lawyer? 1, aren’t like half of them lawyers and 2, don’t they hate Jews as well as gays?

Happy Hollowpeen

This costume has my vote for best ever. Maybe worst ever, can’t decide.

Best or Worst Halloween Costume ever

Apple Newton iPhone

Newton iPhone mod

Check out this guys pimped out iPhone mod to resemble Apple’s ahead of it’s time Newton PDA. [geektechnique]

Happy Halloween!

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Megan Fox

Megan Fox

Ahh yes, Megan Fox. I had never heard of this chick until Uncle Seamus, Tdogg and I went to peep the movie Transformers back in July. After the movie we deemed her hottest chick EVAR. Born on May 16th, 1986 in Rockwood, Tennessee. She has six tattoos and is currently engaged to actor Brian Austin Green. Megan’s tried several illegal substances, but apparently she can only hang with pot. In fact, she’s even down to legalize it. “I don’t even think of it as a drug - it should be legalized.”

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Trent Reznor frequented OiNK

What do you think about OiNK being shut down?
Trent: “I’ll admit I had an account there and frequented it quite often. At the end of the day, what made OiNK a great place was that it was like the world’s greatest record store. Pretty much anything you could ever imagine, it was there, and it was there in the format you wanted. If OiNK cost anything, I would certainly have paid, but there isn’t the equivalent of that in the retail space right now. iTunes kind of feels like Sam Goody to me. I don’t feel cool when I go there. I’m tired of seeing John Mayer’s face pop up. I feel like I’m being hustled when I visit there, and I don’t think their product is that great. DRM, low bit rate, etc. Amazon has potential, but none of them get around the issue of pre-release leaks. And that’s what’s such a difficult puzzle at the moment. If your favorite band in the world has a leaked record out, do you listen to it or do you not listen to it? People on those boards, they’re grateful for the person that uploaded it . they’re the hero. They’re not stealing it because they’re going to make money off of it; they’re stealing it because they love the band. I’m not saying that I think OiNK is morally correct, but I do know that it existed because it filled a void of what people want.”

Full story [nymag.com]

A Wonderful Tale

Keith from Washington DC wrote a beautiful story of Crack, Prostitution, ABDL, voyeurism and love. Read it here. It’s got my vote for the Pulitzer Prize.

RIP Robert Goulet

Star of stage, wax and video, Robert Goulet has shuffled off this mortal coil at age 73.

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See you at the crossroads, amigo.

I AM N UR INTARWEB MAEKIN LULZ

I think it was mentioned before, but Cy and myself attended Toorcon 9 recently. As was expected, it was quite teh lulzy time. We had a ton of fun, but by far the best time had to do with the LOLDONG that we made.
Continue reading ‘I AM N UR INTARWEB MAEKIN LULZ’

Today’s Ricockulous Picture

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I’m gonna put in your pooper, Amy Winehouse

RAYSDLGLHGLSDFGLKHLDSFHL!!!!!#@@!one MYWOMAN.

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PS I’M SO HARD UP I’D DO AMY WINEHOUSE

New team RowTow member

Welcome Uncle Seamus to the team. wewt! Hopefully we’ll get some culture from out of the Colorado area in here already, yeesh.

Portal

So Portal is this badass new video game that I haven’t had a chance to play yet.  However, here’s a sweet flash version of it.

New team RowTow members

Dostinator and G0lg0 have joined the team.  The lulz continue.

Some lulz

The band Aqua is getting back together. ph33r

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