Monthly Archive for June, 2006

Fucking Hilarious Christian Sex Site

Hey, ever run into the problem of wanting hot hot anal sex, bdsm and fisting, but live a Christian lifestyle? Felt that these fantasies ran against god’s will? Well, worry no more! This site has all the answers about how your deviant sexual tastes are actually endorsed by god!

Back Where it Belongs

I found a copy of the old Rowtow phpnuke site on the Internet Wayback Machine and I was able to recover The Rowtow Skriptures, Drink Recipes and the old About Rowtow bullshit. It’s all been reformatted and integrated here.

(This post was for all 3 people in the entire world who might care)

Puking Dog’s Fucked Up Video of the Day

Some fools who run with teh RowTow, namely Tony and Dustin, have an awesome video blog called Puking Dog where they post HILARIOUS videos every day.

Check that shit out, son. It’s /<-r4D z3r0 d4y 31337.

Rowtow on Livejournal

At Rowtow heavy industries, we cannot get enough of teh gay. So we’ve signed up for LiveJournal.com. Please be our gay livejournal friend.

http://rowtow.livejournal.com

Rowtow on Myspace

Yeah, we know myspace is hella gay. But, EVERYONE seems to be using it these days. So, knowing that we cannot get enough homosexuality, we created a myspace account for everyone to add us as a friend and we’ve also started a myspace group to join. Ain’t that shit HOT!?

http://www.myspace.com/rowtow

http://groups.myspace.com/rowtow

Crazy Black Man

I wonder how much crack this guy smoked.

Seriously.

Although, I support fools destroying PT Cruisers 100%.

I wish more people would do that

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fuck microsoft.

yeah, i know. the site’s broken in Internet Explorer. If you’re stupid enough to be using IE, we really don’t want you looking at our website.

Windows Fags: Download Firefox. Or Opera.

Mac OS X users, you can try Safari, but we recomend Firefox.

Linux Fags: you can’t run IE, so this doesn’t apply to you.

edit: I appear to have remedied the problem.

I Want My Rowtow TV!!!

Peep these ill rowtow videos, fool:

The first Rowtow trailer:

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The second one, starring Mr. Peenut! Watch him seek it way weirdly:

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Deluded Insane Hippie. We didn’t make this, but it’s fucking hilarious:

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More Rowtow videos to come.

Brian Ford is Gay

We found this with google. Christ, what a douche.
http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1202781

“what the hell am i doing?” or “yablo gets confused about relationships again.”

background

cristal and i are on our break. how long this will last, i am unsure.anne lives with my best friend shaun. we had a huge party at the rowtow krib (shaun/anne/fattor’s house) this past weekend, and anne and i hung out quite a bit, drinking and talking.

after talking to her after the party, shaun discovers that anne likes me. this puts me in an awkward situation, because i guess i’m technically still with cristal.

monday (nov. 19th)

after a long day of work, shaun picked me up from the office (as is becoming a frequentrowtow krib to have some beers, as well as set up his new mediabox. after a few hours of hanging out and playing tony crack 3, anne showed up. shaun and andrea (shaun’s girlfriend) went off into shaun’s room, so it was just anneliving room. we hung out and talked, and it was good.

(more after the break)

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Original Rowtow Site Recovered, butth0le.com to Stink up Internet Again.

We have recently recovered an archive of old pre-php nuke rowtow and Alex’s greatest shame, butth0le.com.

These will be posted soon.

Killdozer!

killdozer newsIt’s been two years since a man who was upset over a zoning board decision built a massive battletank out of a bulldozer and flattened most of Grandby, Colorado. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killdozer_%28bulldozer%29

Kill Dozer Comic BookBut did you know that Killdozer is also a comic book?

and a band? Steve Albini, who recorded Killdozer’s 1995 album God Hears Pleas of the Innocent, has on many occasions cited Killdozer as a band who reach his exacting standards.”